Injuries

[Beermonkey]

Will lick her cheerio, pass, oral for 5 hours

[phattymatty]

the best part of that picture is the yellow herpes you can see on her tongue.

[ice grillin you]

Ease back white bitch, I don't play that
Just because I got on my L.A. hat
Stalkin' walking in my big black boots
Is my jingle, now you want Mandingo
Big, black and handsome
I should hold your devil ass for ransome
Sorta like Patty Herst, but I'll burst first bitch
And you know what's worse
I'm coming from the land where the choppers roam
So farg you bitch and your Coppertone
Stringy hair - no derrier - frontin' and fakin' with your silicone pair
Do I wanna farg? Not hardly
That's kinda like Barbie fargin' Bob Marley
It ain't gonna happen, I keep rappin'
Muthafarg Teniell, but see I'm the Captain of this ship
And I'm true to the game
Ya all look the same
Standin' by my backstage door, hopin' that'll switch
Spread out you little cave bitch

Why everytime we get famous
You wanna play us like Andy and Amos?
The devil sent you to try and tame us
But you can't tame me, with no bitch named Amy
Lookin' for the dark meat
But ho, I ain't tryin' to go out like Barkely
Cuz everytime I turn on the TV
I see several brothers with she-devils
Smilin' cuz you out on a date
But sooner or later, the bitch'll yell rape
Soon as daddy found out you a jigaboo
He'll kill like he did Emmitt Till
Yah, he tried to kick bass
But the bitch probably threw it in his face
Sargent Bale ain't nothin' but a trick
Nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch

Now don't think that I hate you
Cuz I won't date you, bitch I gotta stay true
You can be a fan, but don't expand
And try to get my meatcicle in your hand
You better run to the minute man
Pale as snow, so act like y'know
Cuz if I slap it, flip it, and rub it like that
Yeah, it gotta be black
Plus yo ass too flat
I need a butt big enough that can clap
Rat-a-tat-tat
You can't get mine ho
I'd rather farg an albino
Atleast I know, she's comin' from the Nubian
And not the Ku Klux Klan that you be in
And I don't give a farg if your family is rich
You're still a little cave bitch

[Wingspan]

Yeah! Keep it real, dook.

[Beermonkey]

Yeah! Keep it real, dook.

That rap quote would have had some relevance if they were licking some black guy's face.

[Zanshin]

Pretty retarded lyric.

[Munson]

Yeah but he's a pretty good blocker from what I've seen. I'll take it.

What the farg have you been watching? He almost got McNabb killed a few times in the first few games.

I guess I should have specified his run blocking. He's done a good job on LB's.

[ice grillin you]

hes a terrible blocker period...but thats not why they got him...they got him for his pass catching ability

[Rome]

Apparently, LJ's rehab consists of regularly working the groin to keep it loose.

Someone misspelled c*nt.

[Munson]

hes a terrible blocker period...but thats not why they got him...they got him for his pass catching ability

He's done pretty good run blocking. Infact I think it was NFL live they were showcasing one of Westbrook's TD runs and you can see Celek mauling a LB like 10 yards down field from the line of scrimmage. He obviously can't block like that every play, but if he gets a few of those blocks once or twice a game it could help Westbrook break some more TD runs.

[ice grillin you]

it certainly could

[rjs246]

Wait, is Munson saying that good blocking could lead to touchdowns? I'm confused.

[Munson]

His blocking is a hell of a lot better then LJ Smith's.....and we saw what Westbrook when LJ actually did lay a good block in the NO playoff game last year.

[Seabiscuit36]

Celek's downfield blocking is pretty impressive for a rookie, but his blocking on the line needs a lot of work. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

We've definitely seen enough of Celek to know all this, of course.