the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Oddly enough, tomorrow is "Jersey Day" at work.  And for the low, low cost of a $3 donation to our Ball Fund I can wear civilian attire to work rather than putting on my uniform.  As I'm sure you've already guessed though, the catch is that I must wear a football jersey. 

Same here today at my work.  It was free, except we had to still to follow the dress guidelines.  So i'm rocking nice pants, a polo dress shirt, and a friggin jersey.  RETARDED

You could have always dressed like a normal person instead of buying into the theme crap.

[Seabiscuit36]

Oddly enough, tomorrow is "Jersey Day" at work.  And for the low, low cost of a $3 donation to our Ball Fund I can wear civilian attire to work rather than putting on my uniform.  As I'm sure you've already guessed though, the catch is that I must wear a football jersey. 

Same here today at my work.  It was free, except we had to still to follow the dress guidelines.  So i'm rocking nice pants, a polo dress shirt, and a friggin jersey.  RETARDED

You could have always dressed like a normal person instead of buying into the theme crap.

True, but i had to represent.  I've already started farging with cowboys fans.  One lady had a Staubach jersey that looked 30 years old, made sure she knew that Aikman has AIDS

[Rome]

People wearing jerseys in foreign countries, especially at places like the Louvre or the Great Wall of China should suffer greatly at the hands of foreign police.

There's nothing more embarrassing than seeing some fat ass Eagles fan getting his picture taken in an historic locale.

That was for you, big boy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

True, but i had to represent.  I've already started farging with cowboys fans.  One lady had a Staubach jersey that looked 30 years old, made sure she knew that Aikman has AIDS

How'd you pull that off?  Did you show her pictures of you giving it to Troy in the butt and then a copy of your test results?

[Seabiscuit36]

True, but i had to represent.  I've already started farging with cowboys fans.  One lady had a Staubach jersey that looked 30 years old, made sure she knew that Aikman has AIDS

How'd you pull that off?  Did you show her pictures of you giving it to Troy in the butt and then a copy of your test results?

nah, pics of Chuggie with Troy, but good try

[rjs246]

The best part is rjs posing down below.

This made me laugh.

Same here today at my work.  It was free, except we had to still to follow the dress guidelines.  So i'm rocking nice pants, a polo dress shirt, and a friggin jersey.  RETARDED

I'm wearing shorts, a tee shirt and flipflops in the office for the 34th day in a row.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I wouldn't exactly call working the counter at a Boston tanning salon "the office".

[rjs246]

My skin is so pale it's basically see-through. The ladies love it. My bones and organs are sexy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That's why you're a great fit at your job.  You scare people into paying to get skin cancer.  And AIDS.

[Seabiscuit36]

My skin is so pale it's basically see-through. The ladies love it. My bones and organs are sexy.

what color is your liver today?

[rjs246]

Charcoal.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Fat Sam isn't the story, there's a source behind him.
Who?
Well, there we're in kind of a grey area.
How grey?

Charcoal.

[ice grillin you]

i wear jerseys all day every day

[rjs246]

White. Trash.

[ice grillin you]

mos. def.