Dhani is Gone!

[Phanatic]

What's Gacong's celebration dance. Is it better then the guitar strum? Has to be...

[Diomedes]

How about no farging celebration dance.  It's the NFL not the WWF.  How about get back on your side of the field and act like a goddamned professional?  Jesus farging christ I hate athletes.

[SunMo]

i'm being serious, and not my usual sarcastic witty self when I ask, why do you watch sports?  it seems like everything you hate about society.

[Diomedes]

it's a question I struggle with too

[SunMo]

haha

[Eagaholic]

In order to help the Eagles suspect run defense, I think they should sacrifice Dhani Jones as part of the opening home pregame celebration. I got the idea after reading a news story:


KATHMANDU - Officials at Nepal's state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday.

Nepal Airlines, which has two Boeing aircraft, has had to suspend some services in recent weeks due to the problem.

The goats were sacrificed in front of the troublesome aircraft Sunday at Nepal's only international airport in Kathmandu .


- They could be on to something here and I genuinely feel sacrificing Jones at midfield would be better than fly-overs, Stallone, McNabb play clips etc.   Also it would help to boost MNF's sagging ratings.

[Don Ho]

can we sacrafice the phillies?

[Eagaholic]

I thought about this too, but the problem is that the Phillies have a players union that would object. Jones on the other hand is out of the league so I doubt the NFLPA would care. In fact they probably didn't like having to badmouth Michael Vick and might endorse him as the Sacrifice Emcee.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The feel-good fluff piece on Gocong on PE.com is enough to make anyone lose his lunch.

[ice grillin you]

i'm being serious, and not my usual sarcastic witty self when I ask, why do you watch sports?

he doesnt

[Beermonkey]

i'm being serious, and not my usual sarcastic witty self when I ask, why do you watch sports?  it seems like everything you hate about society.

The same could be said about viewing CF, since the worst in society can be found here too. Losers, posers, degenerates, retards, racists & gay men fauning over Jessica Alba to hide their love of man ass.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Losers, posers, degenerates, retards, racists & gay men fauning over Jessica Alba to hide their love of man ass.

Speaking of which... How do you get a retard to kill himself?


Hand him a knife, and ask him, "Who's special?"

[Father Demon]

i'm being serious, and not my usual sarcastic witty self when I ask, why do you watch sports?  it seems like everything you hate about society.

The same could be said about viewing CF, since the worst in society can be found here too. Losers, posers, degenerates, retards, racists & gay men fauning over Jessica Alba to hide their love of man ass.

I'd love to see a breakout of all the users into those categories.  Sounds like fun.

[Beermonkey]

i'm being serious, and not my usual sarcastic witty self when I ask, why do you watch sports?  it seems like everything you hate about society.

The same could be said about viewing CF, since the worst in society can be found here too. Losers, posers, degenerates, retards, racists & gay men fauning over Jessica Alba to hide their love of man ass.

I'd love to see a breakout of all the users into those categories.  Sounds like fun.

I represent the degenerate alliance. Our flag will have a pre-teen girl & a ball gag on it.

[rjs246]

I'd say I fall into most. Especially with my love me dudebutts.