the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Father Demon]

Some douche on the elevator last night out phoned me (not that I'm cutting edge).

I had pulled out my LG RAZR knockoff to check a text, and he looked at my phone and slightly scoffed.  Then he pulled out his iPhone, and started playing with the touch screen, looking over his shoulder at me a little.  So I said: "Nice iPhone.  That tells me you like shelling out hundreds of bucks on a first generation prototype."  Then the doors opened, and he left me without a word.

freakin jizbag....

[Diomedes]

sour grapes

[Sgt PSN]

I was driving down the street to grab some lunch and I saw an old lady on one of those motorized old people carts.  Apparently she tried to take her cart off a curb and got stuck.  

[ice grillin you]

She's obviously both ugly and has no original ideas

i dont get this....unless youre being serious realizing your original douchebaggery in knowing one of her jokes....because shes unbelievably ugly and if she had any original ideas she wouldnt be doing daytime tv

[Father Demon]

I was driving down the street to grab some lunch and I saw an old lady on one of those motorized old people carts.  Apparently she tried to take her cart off a curb and got stuck. 

My grandfather just got one of those, and is having it painted like a NASCAR.  He's not hoosier, just a little eccentric.

Also, I would love to have one of those to haul my fat ass around the house.

[Seabiscuit36]

I was driving down the street to grab some lunch and I saw an old lady on one of those motorized old people carts.  Apparently she tried to take her cart off a curb and got stuck. 

My grandfather just got one of those, and is having it painted like a NASCAR.  He's not hoosier, just a little eccentric.

Also, I would love to have one of those to haul my fat ass around the house.

In my building for work we have probably 5 lard asses that have them for no other reason than being too lazy to walk. 

[Tomahawk]

I'm not even fat, but I want one because I am incredibly lazy. Ironically, the laziness has prevented me from buying one.

[Cerevant]

Some douche on the elevator last night out phoned me (not that I'm cutting edge).

I had pulled out my LG RAZR knockoff to check a text, and he looked at my phone and slightly scoffed.  Then he pulled out his iPhone, and started playing with the touch screen, looking over his shoulder at me a little.  So I said: "Nice iPhone.  That tells me you like shelling out hundreds of bucks on a first generation prototype."  Then the doors opened, and he left me without a word.

freakin jizbag....

You'll be pleased to know that Apple just knocked $200 off the price - the 8Gb is now $399.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

She's obviously both ugly and has no original ideas

i dont get this....unless youre being serious realizing your original douchebaggery in knowing one of her jokes....because shes unbelievably ugly and if she had any original ideas she wouldnt be doing daytime tv

So, your writer that's stealing ideas from Mr. Portia de Rossi is MORE original?


You lose, and the Washington Post sucks more than the government for which you work.

[ice grillin you]

my writer has never seen ellen degenerous...you and 54 year old housewifes are the only people who think ellen is relevant

and i would never expect you to read something like the post...stick to the turner diaries

[Father Demon]

This probably belongs here, but I'll admit that I occasionally watch Ellen's show.  I like her.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I like Portia de Rossi.

[Diomedes]

the best Rossi

[Father Demon]

Crazy ass truck crash, beating the odds of a lifetime

[Father Demon]

I used to work for this guy

for about a week, which was enough information for me to decide to quit.  This couldn't happen to a nice guy.  Too bad I'm not posting this is the Good Riddance thread.  Phanatic - you may remember him, too.  (former) NOC director at Savvis.