2007 Philadelphia Phillies Thread - DIVISION CHAMPS MOTHER fargER!!!!

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MDS

#5850
September 04, 2007, 11:01:25 AM
Too good to be true.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

BigEd76

#5851
September 04, 2007, 03:39:35 PM
Madson was transferred to the 60-day DL, so he's done for the year

The Phils got a 4th-string catcher though!  Pete LaForest, who was DFAed by San Diego 4 days ago...

SD_Eagle5

#5852
September 04, 2007, 03:55:46 PM
Madson being done for the year is the worst news this team could expect - he was the only reliable setup guy - only way we're making the playoffs is if Ari, SD, or the Mets crumble big time.

PhillyPhanInDC

#5853
September 04, 2007, 04:05:57 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on September 04, 2007, 03:55:46 PM
we weren't making the playoffs anyway

More apt.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

MDS

#5854
September 04, 2007, 05:59:16 PM
Look at this pitching staff:
JD Durbin- cut by 20 different teams this year alone
Jamie Moyer- 75 years old
Adam Eaton- worst pitcher in baseball
Kyle Lohse- Native American
Kyle Kendrick- was in Reading a few months ago
Jose Mesa- a decaying fossil; sucks
Antonio Alfonseca- was never good in the first place; has six fingers
Geoff Geary- his nickname is "gas can"
Kane Davis- who the farg is that
Francisco Rosario- was healthy, but not good enough to displace Mesa on the roster until they expanded
Fabio Castro- walks every other hitter he faces
Tom Gordon- human equivalent to Barbaro
JC Romero- found him in the dumpster, magically has become reliable
Brett Myers- wife beater, icehole, pretty good
Cole Hamels- really good but is never consistently healthy

Remember that Julio Mateo guy the Phillies got at the deadline? He is another wife beater, but he had some good numbers, and surely cannot be worse than the shtein the have right now. Where is he?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

BigEd76

#5855
September 04, 2007, 07:46:59 PM
Black Dunn puts the Phils up 2-0

Munson

#5856
September 04, 2007, 08:23:19 PM
He's got a good chance of breaking 40 homers this year....would his season be considered a success or a failure for all the K's?
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

BigEd76

#5857
September 04, 2007, 08:38:08 PM
35-45/yr is probably what he'll average for his career, and considering he missed 2-3 weeks, it's been a good year overall.

Ruiz puts 'em up 3-0 with his own HR then picks a runner off 2nd in the following inning

3-0 after 3

PhillyPhanInDC

#5858
September 04, 2007, 08:45:25 PM
Chipper goes yard.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

MDS

#5859
September 04, 2007, 08:52:54 PM
Chipper is a fag.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

#5860
September 04, 2007, 08:56:40 PM
Homo Larry. farg chipper.

MDS

#5861
September 04, 2007, 10:36:21 PM
They won!! All is well!!! Go team!!
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

BigEd76

#5862
September 04, 2007, 10:40:22 PM
Mets win
Dodgers about to win
D'Backs about to win

Can't gain any ground except San Diego

MDS

#5863
September 04, 2007, 10:53:42 PM
Props for mind-numbing scoreboard watching when you're following 35 different teams  :yay
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Don Ho

#5864
September 05, 2007, 02:19:47 AM
Quote from: MDS on September 04, 2007, 05:59:16 PM
Look at this pitching staff:
JD Durbin- cut by 20 different teams this year alone
Jamie Moyer- 75 years old
Adam Eaton- worst pitcher in baseball
Kyle Lohse- Native American
Kyle Kendrick- was in Reading a few months ago
Jose Mesa- a decaying fossil; sucks
Antonio Alfonseca- was never good in the first place; has six fingers
Geoff Geary- his nickname is "gas can"
Kane Davis- who the farg is that
Francisco Rosario- was healthy, but not good enough to displace Mesa on the roster until they expanded
Fabio Castro- walks every other hitter he faces
Tom Gordon- human equivalent to Barbaro
JC Romero- found him in the dumpster, magically has become reliable
Brett Myers- wife beater, icehole, pretty good
Cole Hamels- really good but is never consistently healthy




this still has me cracking up five hours after i first read it! :-D
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.
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