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mussa

#6931
August 16, 2007, 04:04:30 PM
damn good for phreak...no wonder he's pulling some peru ass now...
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Geowhizzer

#6932
August 16, 2007, 09:41:16 PM
So, you're telling me that Phreak's lost about an MDS plus 50 pounds?  Good for him.

I lost about 30.  I just cut out sugared  colas.

SD_Eagle5

#6933
August 16, 2007, 10:16:18 PM
Phreak is CFs version of Jared. That's both a compliment and an insult.

MURP

#6934
August 16, 2007, 11:54:55 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 16, 2007, 02:27:03 PM
Phreak lost like 175 pounds in the past two years, guys.  If he walked up to you I doubt you'd recognize him.

what the hell?  I guess I didnt see him at a tailgate last year?  How is that possible..... hmmmm.   No more Hank Fraley comparisons.   Damn you PHreak!

phattymatty

#6935
August 17, 2007, 07:51:19 AM
seriously.  i'm fat and if i lost 175 pounds i'd weight like 10.

PhillyPhanInDC

#6936
August 17, 2007, 08:57:15 AM
Just went on DirectTV's website a little while ago and they have an add on the main page saying you can get NFL Sunday Ticket for free, with the Super Pass. Then it said in fine print "For new cutomers only". So I called and asked if I could have it for free, and they said no, because I am not a new customer, so I said "Okay, I'd like to terminate my service." So I got NFL Sunday Ticket for free, but no Superpass. Call em up.
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Yeti

#6937
August 17, 2007, 10:33:25 AM
40 foot long hallway.  8 feet wide.  12 foot high ceilings.  You enter a door into said hallway and it locks behind you.  At the other end is an open door.  At the middle point of the hall is a hungry full grown grizzly bear.  You need to make it past him and out the door to be safe.  You knew this before entering and are allowed to take one item in with you.  This item can not be a firing weapon.  What do you take?

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Hbionic

Rome

#6938
August 17, 2007, 10:49:10 AM
A key for the door behind me.

phattymatty

#6939
August 17, 2007, 11:02:50 AM
a baby to feed the bear.

SD_Eagle5

#6940
August 17, 2007, 11:34:27 AM
Any random member from ES, or a Dallas fan.

MDS

#6941
August 17, 2007, 12:44:48 PM
igy
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Susquehanna Birder

#6942
August 17, 2007, 12:49:30 PM
Osama bin Laden

Diomedes

#6943
August 17, 2007, 04:43:28 PM
a small gas powered chain saw
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methdeez

#6944
August 17, 2007, 05:18:58 PM
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