the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SunMo]

let him come down on 8/25 for the draft, we need someone who will fetch us beers

[ice grillin you]

hows he gonna do that if hes on grill duty flippin burgers all day

[SunMo]

not our problem

[MDS]

i will come down if rjs promises to give me that hug hes been longing to give

[Yeti]

..sad thing is this guy sali was picked as the top freshman republican in congress...meet the new boss same as the old boss

I can't wait till this guy gets caught humpin somethin. 

[methdeez]

..sad thing is this guy sali was picked as the top freshman republican in congress...meet the new boss same as the old boss

I can't wait till this guy gets caught humpin somethin. 

He might as well have had a press conference to announce that he is a closeted gay man.

[Diomedes]

not our problem

ha ha ha

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I am 100% in agreement with Terrence Howard:

Howard Refuses To Date "Unclean" Women

Hustle & Flow star Terrence Howard refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean." The Oscar-nominated actor insists potential female suitors must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, and even goes to the trouble of advising any partners to make the switch to baby wipes if they don't already use them. He tells Elle magazine, "If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."

[rjs246]

Baby wipes should be a mandatory household purchase.

[mussa]

I bet Terrence wipes his vagina with wet naps too...im sure he's never had sex with a woman who wipes her puss with TOILET PAPER...cut me a break

[rjs246]

With the amount of shtein that I pump through my body I would have hemorrhoids the size of c-cups without baby wipes. farging life savers.

And as an added bonus, Terrance Howard wants to wear my ass as a hat. Sexy.

[Geowhizzer]

Two questions:

1.  Who is this guy?
2.  Why in the heck would anyone care?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

With the amount of shtein that I pump through my body I would have hemorrhoids the size of c-cups without baby wipes. farging life savers.

And as an added bonus, Terrance Howard wants to wear my ass as a hat. Sexy.

^^real talk^^

Two questions:

1.  Who is this guy?
2.  Why in the heck would anyone care?

1.  He's one of the best actors working today.
2.  Because those of us that often use a sanitary wipe to clean our asses want to share with the less-enlightened that doing so is not only OK, but much much better than OK.

[hbionic]

You guys are a bunch of women buying baby wipes. Do it the old fashioned way and dip your toilet paper in the toilet water before you wipe...and presto...instant baby wipes!

[Diomedes]

My toilet has an automatic irradiation feature...side bonus of sterility within a few dozen uses.