the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

hope you lose an eye, redneck

[rjs246]

black people dont tip because for 300 years they were bringing food to the table for other people and all they got in return was impregnation by rape

is that why they don't pay the rent, too?  or work? 

What IGY is saying is that black folks today are so helpless from something that happened hundreds of years ago that they need other people's assistance in every aspect of their lives, have been unable to join society in any normal way and should not be expected to behave in the same manner as non-blacks. This is simply common knowledge you insensitive racists.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Last night a brand new motorcycle was parked in front of my house.  A small, beginner's bike..one of those little Honda Rebels.  Great bike for a beginner, if a little underpowered.  Temp tags, etc.  I went to bed.

This morning, as I'm taking my morning dump, wondering if it's true that Jews have horns, I hear the bike fire up.  I look out the window from my perch and lo behold, it's a brand spanking new rider.  Fat woman maybe 40.  She's totally unstable on the bike despite her gargantan hips and low seat/center of gravity.  She's spinning the clutch and wrenching the bars around, totally new to riding.

Attempting to make a U turn from her spot, she ends up sitting perpendicular to the lane of travel, guttering the bike out because she can't clutch.  Finally, she gets going. 

I thought I was going to see her go splat the whole time.

She was wearing sneakers, jeans, a t shirt and a 3/4 helmet.  Sneakers don't cover your ankles, honey.  T shirts don't protect anything.  The skin on your hands doesn't hold up to sliding across asphalt too well either.  If you can barely keep upright, maybe you should suit up proper?

People be stoopid.

I see that all the time as well. When I get a bike, hopefully soon, I will be suited up properly. I've never ridden other than a dirtbike so I am relatively inexperienced.

One night at our cruise-hangout in Texas there was this guy up there who was a very good rider. He knew it and loved to show it off. And he was a major egotistical windbag...you know the guy who always one-ups you when shootin' the shtein. Anyways, dude says he can ride a wheelie from red light to red light and sets out to do it. At night. On a somewhat busy city street.

I guess he forgot at night time when riding on the back wheel the headlight it pointed up. So he's doing about 35 and passes the carwash and then a guy pulls out right in front of him making a left. Dude t-bones the car, flips over the roof and slides about a hundred feet on his ass. He was all busted up. He got lucky he didn't die...he got away with a broken leg and a torn ACL and serious road rash.

[Diomedes]

I don't fault this lady for being a n00b.  Fair enough, you gotta learn.  But for farg sake, suit up.  You know??

[mussa]

hope you lose an eye, redneck

i might lose an eye, BUT I CAN STIHL BRREEED!

[ice grillin you]

What IGY is saying is that black folks today are so helpless from something that happened hundreds of years ago that they need other people's assistance in every aspect of their lives, have been unable to join society in any normal way and should not be expected to behave in the same manner as non-blacks.

lol @ hundreds of years ago...45-50 years ago blacks couldnt use the same bathroom as you...they were getting lynched on the regular...if youre black and just 50 years old...a mere 20 or so years older than you are now then you very well were alive when a father or uncle or grandmother was beaten raped killed firehosed fed to a german shepherd ect ect ect...

but they should be over that shtein by now right?

yet the millions and millions of white racists in this country are allowed to take their sweet time getting over their issues...how do you propose counteracting their hate

btw i was joking about the no tipping...however its amazing how the white guilt oozes out at the drop of a dime

[rjs246]

yet the millions and millions of white racists in this country are allowed to take their sweet time getting over their issues...how do you propose counteracting their hate

I propose counteracting their hate by not tipping. FIGHT THE POWER!

But seriously, people should just get over their issues and live their lives. I don't care what color you are. Stop blaming other people for your zesty life and go out and do something about it.

[mussa]

ban whitey

[Diomedes]

you were joking and so were we.

we all know that at least half of the african americans do in fact pay rent, and if you count the drug dealers then the same proportion also work

[Rome]

I don't fault this lady for being a n00b.  Fair enough, you gotta learn.  But for farg sake, suit up.  You know??

You see enough dead bodies and maimed motherfargers lying on the ground at accident scenes and you learn pretty quickly that a t-shirt and a pair of shorts isn't suitable riding attire.

It's amazing how many people get on motorcycles without the slightest clue of what they're doing.  I see it every year during bike week in Daytona and it's just astounding.

[mussa]

whenever i get into a racial war, i just post this and the black man never replies....case closed

[Diomedes]

I ride in armoured synthetic gear or leather, full face helmet, boots gloves etc.  The whole farging nine, even in summer. 

With my luck, I'll drop the bike on a diesel slick doing 25 mph, hit my head on a pole as I fall, break my neck, and spend the rest of my life in a goddamned wheel chair, watching semi naked dooks with hot sluts wrapped onto their backs doing wheelies up the street.

[Sgt PSN]

whenever i get into a racial war, i just post this and the black man never replies....case closed

MDS and Billy Beane?

[rjs246]

IGY and Dio.

[PhillyPhreak54]

That shtein cracks me up when the kid in the red gets all serious.