the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Susquehanna Birder]

She'll do you for meth.

[Phanatic]

New Tits? Now she needs a new face...

[phattymatty]

whoever reads this first, can you please send me the link to the picture of the fat girl waving her head saying "did not read."  IM is fine, certified mail is preferable.  yes, its almost 4 AM.  farg all you Hoydas.

[phattymatty]

Fruity drinks are only ok at pool parties and where there is sand.  That doesnt sound bad FF

Fruity drinks are ok much more often than that:

1.  fruity drinks are OK for chicks at all times
2.  fruity drinks are OK for gay guys at all times
3.  fruity drinks are OK for married guys at all times, because frankly... who do we have to impress
4.  fruity drinks are OK for any remaining heterosexual males if they don't mind others assuming they're gay or married, want to get drunk faster than with beer alone, and/or are at a pool or beach location

Please note that 3-4 are all void if the drinker of the aforementioned fruity drink has any qualms about "mixing" beer and liquor.  If the option to drink a beer is at any time removed by the drinker, then he must be drinking under rule #2.

[Sgt PSN]

I had a very weird dream last night.  Basically i was walking outside my house, which happend to be next to a shopping center of some kind that had a Starbucks.  There were 8 foreskin fans out there who wanted to fight me because i was talking shtein on Laron Landry's wikipedia site.  I start to throw down, and out of nowhere Sarge pops out of starbucks and starts battling with the skins fans.  I woke up and thought about loading my gun, that dream proves i spend too much time on this site. 

Are you talking about me or Gary Matthews Sr?

[Seabiscuit36]

I'm off to get obliterated at Canal Day 

[BigEd76]

Chris Farley is back!

[MadMarchHare]

Jesus Christ, Ed, where do you find this shtein

[Diomedes]

wherever it comes from, well done

[Sgt PSN]

I'm thirty farging one!  And as wasted as i am right now, I'm still not cool enough to drunk post like Munson. 


Now, if you'll excuse me.....I have 5 fingers in need of some birthday loving.  Bow-chica-wow-wow. 

[Seabiscuit36]

I'm off to get obliterated at Canal Day 

i saw insane amounts of titties yesterday.  my brain hertz

[NGM]

Marvel killed Captain America.  Boooooooo


Seabiscuit, your avatar is money. 

[Dillen]

I hate bees nests. Especially when they're farging huge and right outside my bedroom window.

[BigEd76]

BUZZZZZZZZZZZ

[NGM]

Its goddamn impossible to find a good Eagles ball cap.  All the ones I ever see are stupid.  Why can't someone make a Kelly green hat with the old damn logo on it.