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[Diomedes]

that makes me happy

[Seabiscuit36]

• NEW: Paris Hilton going back to jail
• NEW: Hilton led from court screaming
• Hilton served five days in jail, let out Thursday

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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge has ordered Paris Hilton returned to jail to serve out her 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

She was taken from court screaming.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Earlier, a crying Hilton was taken to court in a police car Friday for a hearing on her early release from jail.

Hilton appeared to be in handcuffs when she was placed into a black-and-white patrol car, which sped away from her Hollywood Hills home with lights flashing. Paparazzi sprinted in pursuit and news helicopters pursued overhead, broadcasting live TV coverage.

The police car arrived at the courthouse and disappeared into the underground parking lot. Inside, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer listened to the city attorney's complaint that Sheriff Lee Baca did not have the right to reassign Hilton to electronically monitored home detention after only three days in jail for violating probation in a reckless driving case. (Timeline: The Hilton case)

The frenzy over Hilton's jail status began early Thursday when sheriff's officials released Hilton because of an undisclosed medical condition and sent her home under house arrest. She had been in jail since late Sunday. (Watch the details of Hilton's release )

Hilton was fitted with an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet and was expected to finish her 45-day sentence for a reckless driving probation violation at her four-bedroom, three-bath home.

The decision by Sheriff Lee Baca to move Hilton chafed prosecutors and Judge Sauer, who spelled out during sentencing that Hilton was not allowed to serve house detention.

Late Thursday, Sauer issued the order for Hilton to return to court after the city attorney filed a petition demanding that Hilton be returned to jail and to show cause why Baca shouldn't be held in contempt of court.

[Rome]

LOL!  I can't believe they tossed her spoiled fargin ass back in the can.

That's great.   

[BigEd76]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! 

[Diomedes]

i hope the bitch kills herself.

[Rome]

I hope she tries and fails.  Repeatedly. 

[Diomedes]

either way, it's win win

[SD_Eagle5]

That judge is my hero

[Rome]

Judges are typically arrogant douchebags, but in this case, I agree.  He should slap that bitch down hard and give the sheriff the back of his hand for good measure.

[Magical_Retard]

LMAO AT THE GUY WHO YELLED "NOOOO"


everyone should watch the fox news coverage of this....as horrible as they are they have the funniest coverage of this....best suited for this kind of sleaze.

[ice grillin you]

thats a badass moose....


Moose knocks helicopter out of the sky

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - A helicopter is not necessarily a match for an angry moose. Instead of lying down after being shot with a tranquilizer dart, a moose charged a hovering helicopter used by a wildlife biologist, damaging the aircraft's tail rotor and forcing it to the ground.

Neither the pilot nor the biologist was injured, but the moose was maimed by the spinning rotor and had to be euthanized, wildlife officials said.

"It just had to be one of those quirky circumstance. Even dealing with bears and goats and moose and wolves, this is pretty unusual and truly a very unique situation," said Doug Larsen, regional supervisor for the Division of Wildlife Conservation.

Biologist Kevin White was aboard the chartered helicopter on Saturday for a study of moose near Gustavus, a community of 459 people about 50 miles northwest of Juneau in southeast Alaska. Moose outnumber humans there 2-to-1, White has written in an essay for the Department of Fish and Game Web site.

He shot the animal with a tranquilizer dart, Larsen said, and the pilot maneuvered the helicopter to keep the animal from slipping into a tight space or collapsing in water and drowning.

"The moose would start to move, and then the helicopter would back off and try to keep the moose out in the open," Larsen said.

But instead of moving toward open space, the moose charged the helicopter.

"As the animal got closer and closer to going down, an animal sort of loses its thinking - its ability to rationalize what's in its best interest," Larsen said.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/03/06/3704518-ap.html

[Magical_Retard]

http://audio.101megahertz.com/noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.mp3

[Diomedes]

that moose story is old

[Feva]

http://audio.101megahertz.com/noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.mp3

[Magical_Retard]

apparently the guy who yelled "nooooooo" was a plan from the jimmy kimmel show...watch it tonight to see the footage.