Moral Dilemma

Started by Father Demon, May 23, 2007, 12:00:56 PM

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Father Demon

May 23, 2007, 12:00:56 PM
Moral dilemma for the masses:

A wallet is found in the woods, containing $16 in cash, 2 credit cards, a driver's license, and a parole card.  The guy served a 7 year sentence for 2nd degree burglary, and is now on parole (thanks, Google).  He is also Muslim (Abdul Hussein, but has several different aliases).  Recently, a terrorist cell was broken up in the town where the wallet has been found, and there have been specific threats against a "leading news agency" technology center located near the wallet.  The person that found the wallet works in said tech center.

The question.  Should he:
a) call the guy, and give him everything back
b) call the guy, and give him his wallet less the cash
c) keep the cash and toss the wallet
d) call the cops, and turn it in and let them deal with it
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

DH

#1
May 23, 2007, 12:08:51 PM
Call him, and arrange a place to give him back his property.

When he arrives, beat him unmercifully with a tire iron.

Go home.

Rome

#2
May 23, 2007, 12:11:55 PM
Buy 16 dollars worth of lottery tickets with the cash.  Spend all the available dough on the credit cards buying shtein that will raise red flags on terrorist watch lists.  Then rape a hooker and leave the license & parole card at the scene of the crime.

ice grillin you

#3
May 23, 2007, 12:20:47 PM
e. bomb the middle east into a sheet of glass
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Stallworth Supporter

#4
May 23, 2007, 12:29:14 PM
Run cuz now there is a Jihad on yo ass!

phattymatty

#5
May 23, 2007, 12:35:09 PM
i bet one of his aliases is aneed apupi.

Father Demon

#6
May 23, 2007, 12:39:39 PM
All very informative input and ideas.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

#7
May 23, 2007, 12:42:54 PM
Take the money, call Jack Bauer
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Rome

#8
May 23, 2007, 12:47:15 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 23, 2007, 12:42:54 PM
Take the money, call Jack Bauer

Chuck Norris would beat Jack Bauer to death with his left pinky.

DH

#9
May 23, 2007, 12:48:04 PM
Or with that extra fist he has under his beard.

Crafty farger.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#10
May 23, 2007, 01:10:06 PM
The correct answer is D.

Even a moneylover like myself (and I do love me some money, dammit) knows that $16 isn't enough to bother stealing.

mussa

#11
May 23, 2007, 01:18:11 PM
D man, if all the above is correct than yes, take it to the police ASAP
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Sgt PSN

#12
May 23, 2007, 01:21:42 PM
A combo of C and D.  Keep the money then call the cops. 

Father Demon

#13
May 23, 2007, 01:53:11 PM
I've recommended D to him.  No reason to steal, and I wouldn't want to deal with the felon muslim.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Zanshin

#14
May 23, 2007, 02:21:32 PM
D.  Easy.
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