the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SunMo]

it's easy, you just put your mouth on it until you are able to pull the diaper over it

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

For some of us, the line is blurred.  For SunMo, there is no line.

Well done.

[SunMo]

it's not gross unless you suck, even a little bit

[Sgt PSN]

B.  I have no experience with changing a boy's diaper, but the possibility for a fountain of pee and having to cover up his penis seems just as if not more tricky than "front to back".

Usually when a boy craps his pants, he typically takes a leak at the same time.  So having to worry about a pee fountain isn't that much a concern........unless you leave the little bastich soaking in his feces for a couple hours and he gets a chance to refill his bladder.  

Other than that, changing a boy is way easier than changing a girl.  

And when changing a boy's diaper, it's best to do it next to the kid rather than at his feet.  That way if there's accidental discharge, you're not in the line of fire.  

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

After reading that, the "The More You Know" shtein from NBC popped into my head.


Excuse me while I go take some medication I don't need and numb out for a while.

[Sgt PSN]

After reading that, the "The More You Know" shtein from NBC popped into my head.

Funny.....as I was typing it the old GI Joe "Knowing is half the battle" thing popped in my head. 

[SunMo]

funny...as i was reading that, the thought of you both dying popped into my head

[Sgt PSN]

From aids? 

[SunMo]

no, car accident...oddly enough

[Sgt PSN]

One car, 2 car or multi-car wreck?  Or something really cool like snakes in my glove box? 

[SunMo]

unfortunately, my sadistic fantasies don't go into that much detail.  i usually skip to the funeral part, where i'm shteinting on your tombstone, during the memorial service

[ice grillin you]

A 33-year-old woman has been jailed on allegations she exposed herself to her 13-year-old neighbor and made him touch her, police said.

Michelle Seddon, unemployed and disabled, was booked into the Washoe County Jail on Thursday on suspicion of lewdness with a child, authorities said.

According to a police report, the charge stems from incidents in March that occurred in her Booth Street apartment where she lived with her girlfriend.

Her upstairs neighbor, a 13-year-old middle school student, told police that he had visited Seddon at her apartment one day where she stripped and asked him to touch her, the report said. Her girlfriend was not home.

Police became involved after the boy told his mother, who called officers.

According to court records, Seddon's girlfriend in 2002 filed a restraining order against her after Seddon was arrested for battering her.

On at least one occasion, the boy and his friend had spent the night at the women's apartment where the friend later reported Seddon inappropriately touching the boy while he slept, police said.

[Sgt PSN]

unfortunately, my sadistic fantasies don't go into that much detail.  i usually skip to the funeral part, where i'm shteinting on your tombstone, during the memorial service

I want to be cremated. 

[Sgt PSN]

In highschool, I bet all the other kids used her face as a cheat sheet in astronomy class. 

[ice grillin you]

or to stamp out gorilla cookies in home eck