Kevin Kolb, Philadelphia Eagle

[SD_Eagle5]

Its hard to believe he weighs 218

[Beermonkey]

Its hard to believe he weighs 218

You need something else in the shot for scale. He's huge. He pays several cooks to skate around a giant skillet to make his flapjacks.

[phattymatty]

Could be. Or it could be the fact that it was made for your 370 pound grandmother. Take the collar off and it's a farging nightgown. Way to get drafted, hick!

yeah his clothes are totally not tight enough.  what the farg is wrong with you.

[mussa]

we need to get a recount on his chromosomes. he 's total trailer trash 

[rjs246]

Could be. Or it could be the fact that it was made for your 370 pound grandmother. Take the collar off and it's a farging nightgown. Way to get drafted, hick!

yeah his clothes are totally not tight enough.  what the farg is wrong with you.

He just got drafted and he looks like he's going to a slumber party with his girlfriends to take silly pictures. Buy a suit or a shirt that fits, jackass.

[phattymatty]

tight shirts are for the gays.

[rjs246]

I don't want him to walk around in a shiny raver shirt. I would just prefer that my favorite team's highest draft pick not dress in maternity clothes.

[Beermonkey]

we need to get a recount on his chromosomes. he 's total trailer trash 

If there was only a way to download his thoughts, so we know what he's really like......

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

He also wears his watch on the inside.  What a fruit.

[SunMo]

I don't want him to walk around in a shiny raver shirt. I would just prefer that my favorite team's highest draft pick not dress in maternity clothes.

caring about what any football player wears automatically makes you a gay of highest gayness.  gay.

[rjs246]

Make yourself presentable DOUCHES!

[mussa]

we need to get a recount on his chromosomes. he 's total trailer trash 

If there was only a way to download his thoughts, so we know what he's really like......

he has to be dead before they can do that. idiot 

[Seabiscuit36]

we need to get a recount on his chromosomes. he 's total trailer trash 

If there was only a way to download his thoughts, so we know what he's really like......

 

[Eaglez]

Is it just me or does Kolb have a smidge of Bud Bundy in him?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Dave Faustino looks like a guy who uses his share of Axe body spray.