2007 Philadelphia Phillies Thread - DIVISION CHAMPS MOTHER fargER!!!!

[NGM]

Come on now IGY, you specifically said this offseason that you did not want the Phillies to sign Soriano because they didn't need anymore offense. 

[ice grillin you]

not really

i said they scored enough runs but the real reason i didnt want soriano was because his defense is pathetic and i said this team will never win with the defense it has...i also said they needed a corner outfielder who could field his position and hit 285 with 20 homers and 80 rbi and doesnt strikeout a lot...not a defensive hack who hits 40 homers and 120 rbi and 150 plus strikeouts

[NGM]

Fair enough, but I would still like his bat in the 5 hole. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

if it wasnt for the pop that wes helms adds to the lineup theyd be in real big trouble

nm

[ice grillin you]

Fair enough, but I would still like his bat in the 5 hole.

the guy i really wanted was aramis ramirez

[PhillyPhreak54]

Once again the offense is nonexistant. farging losers

Season over, right?

It ain't looking good. This team is a buncha cockteases. Win 5-8 in a row a few times each year and then shtein the bed. They have pretty much ruined my summer. And it ain't even summer yet.

Someone crank up the TC countdown. Oh, wait - 78 days.

[Seabiscuit36]

MiniCamp is FRIDAY   

[rjs246]

Fair enough, but I would still like his bat in the 5 hole. 

There's a really generic joke in here somewhere.

[NGM]

Fair enough, but I would still like his bat in the 5 hole. 

There's a really generic joke in here somewhere.

True, but all you bums missed the obvious pole vault jokes in the hottest athlete thread.  I was so disheartened by this turn of events, I couldn't relieve myself of the pressure said pole vaulter caused. 

[Sgt PSN]

I couldn't relieve myself of the pressure said pole vaulter caused. 

There's another one in there somewhere too. 

[rjs246]

Any chance we can talk about that pole vaulter in this thread too? I mean, she's far more interesting than the Phillies' inevitably disappointing season anyway, right?

[NGM]

I couldn't relieve myself of the pressure said pole vaulter caused. 

There's another one in there somewhere too. 

Damnit, I suck at this game. 

[ice grillin you]

phillies stat of the day....and when looking at this keep in mind that aaron rowand has had a blistering start


ryan howard has more strikeouts than wes helms pat burrell AND aaron rowand have RBI combined


think about that

[SD_Eagle5]

Why are you so obsessed with Howard? He's not killing their payroll.

[ice grillin you]

i wasnt speaking on choke dog at all....it was a reflection of how bad their lineup is