F, M, or K?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You may have played this before.  Well, I figured it can be an ongoing thread.

The rules are simple:
1.  3 persons (usually women considering the predominantly hetero male population) are named.
2.  Respondents have to choose 1 to farg, 1 to marry, and 1 to kill.

It's easier when all 3 are hot.  But much more challenging when they're not.


I'll start with an example of each...

Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Halle Berry - F, M, or K?  (You really have to choose to kill one.  That sucks.)

Judy Dench, Barbara Bush, Rosie O'Donnell - F, M, or K?  (Sorry, can't kill all 3.  Agh.)


Oh, and my answers:
M Biel, F Alba, K Berry
M O'Donnell (she wouldn't want to farg me and she has money), F Bush, K Dench

[PhillyPhreak54]

F Jessica Alba, M Jessica Biel, K Halle Berry.

F Barbara Bush, M Rosie O'Donnell, K Judy Dench

I choose to farg Alba because she's obviously hot; marry Biel because I want to hit that shtein night after night; and kill Halle Berry only because she is older than the other two and will decline faster.

F Bush just to say I hit the first lady, Marry Rosie because I'd never see her dyke ass and then I can take her cash and kill Judy Dench because, well, just because.

Here's one:

Rosalyn Sanchez, Jamie Lynn Sigler, Eva Mendes - F, M, or K?

[Stallworth Supporter]

F Roselyn Sanchez cuz she's slut hot, M Eva Mendes cuz she's beautiful and seems hotter than Sanchez and K Sigler for not showing us her tits all these years we endured the Sopranos.

[MDS]

Marry Alba because she's a goddess
Farg Biel because I have a dong
Kill Berry because she's crazy

Marry Judy Dench because it beats the hell out of the other three
farg Bush because her clit is old a nice
Kill Rosie because its the right thing to do

Marry Eva Mendes obviously
farg Sigler because yea
Kill Sanchez because the other two are better

Here you go: Mary Todd Lincoln, Susan B. Anthony, Condi Rice

[Feva]

Kill all you bastiches who choose to kill Halle Berry.

F - Jessica Alba
M - Halle Berry
K - Jessica Biel (That's a tough kill.  Damn, that body.)

F - Judy Densch
M - Barbara Bush (She's about to keel over at any minute making me a very happy widower.)
K - Rosie O'Donnell (There should be no other option.)

F - Rosalyn Sanchez
M - Eva Mendez
K - Jamie Lynn Sigler (Sorry... she just doesn't compare to the other two.)

F - Condi Rice (I'm not farging no dead chicks so I guess Condi's the best choice.)
M - Susan B. Anthony (I'd already be a widower.)
K - Mary Todd Lincoln (Already done.)

Gabrielle Union, Megan Goode, or Christina Milian?

[Seabiscuit36]

Pressley Maddox (google that) , Allison Stokke (see IGYs thread) , Hilary Clinton (no explanation needed)

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Rosalyn Sanchez, Jamie Lynn Sigler, Eva Mendes - F, M, or K?

F Sanchez - hot as shtein, but not as rich as...
M Mendes - hot, loaded, talented - WIN
K Sigler/Discala/whatever - career already declining, damaged goods, meh

Here you go: Mary Todd Lincoln, Susan B. Anthony, Condi Rice

F Susan B - take that, bitch!
M Condi - powerful, semi-ok-looking, sure
K Lincoln

Pressley Maddox (google that) , Allison Stokke (see IGYs thread) , Hilary Clinton (no explanation needed)

That's the easiest one ever.
F Maddox - I don't want to MARRY a pr0n star
M Stokke - She's fit.  She's hot.  She's young.
K Hillary - Duh.

[Father Demon]

Famous Skanks:

Paris Hilton
Lindasy Lohan
Britney Spears

Yep...  you gotta marry one of 'em...

[Seabiscuit36]

Famous Skanks:

Paris Hilton
Lindasy Lohan
Britney Spears

Yep...  you gotta marry one of 'em...

F  Paris Hilton-Braggin Rights, plus possible video rights
M Lindsey Lohan-What RJS said, plus if i get her plumped up just a bit, she was great looking
K Fat Brittany-Fat Brittany

[rjs246]

Easy:
M, Hilton. Slut + ungodly wealth = acceptible.
F, Lohan. Valderama claims that either she or Mandy Moore enjoys teh anal. Giving me a 50/50 shot.
K, Brittany. Dude, she's got kids. Who needs that shtein?

[hbionic]

Have at it boys.

Freddie-
Freddie's wife-
Monica Bellucci-

[Father Demon]

M - Hilton.  Money is honey.
F - Spears.  Bragging rights.
K - Lohan.  No need for her. Never understood the interest.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Paris Hilton
Lindasy Lohan
Britney Spears

M Hilton - cha ching
F Lohan - Close call here, but I have a good friend that's been obsessed with her for a while, so telling him would make it all worth it.
K Spears - She peaked at 16.

Have at it boys.

Freddie-
Freddie's wife-
Monica Bellucci-

You're super, but obviously...

F Freddie - I do this often anyway.
M Freddie's wife - Obviously
K Monica Bellucci - Oh well.

And let me answer for everyone else on the board as well:

F my wife
M Bellucci
K me

[hbionic]

And let me answer for everyone else on the board as well:

[SunMo]

here's mine:

Rosie O'Donnell's corpse (ah, you can't kill her)
RJS
Roseanne Barr