Beer Drinkers Should Act Like Beer Drinkers

[ice grillin you]

what matty said

ive never ever seen the same beer come cheaper in a bottle than tap...even when the bottle is on special its still better to get a pint

[Wingspan]

A beer snob will tell you that technically, budweiser, coors, and one other, maybe miller, are not beers. Mainly due to the fact that those brewerys actually use rice in their recipes because it is cheaper than wheat.

I am an admited part time beer snob. But will generally drink anything available (except coors products) without complaint.

[ice grillin you]

im hate beer snobs but i accept them because i can understand why youd like a microbeer or dark beer or whatever over a coors light...

the people i dont understand are the ones who will drink miller lite but not coors...or bud light but not miller lite...a preference yeah but i know people that will make some stupid blanket statment like "i wont drink bud products" as they are ordering a miller lite

all those big domestic brew makers are the same...they are what we call beer...same as schlitz or pbr or natty bo...

[rjs246]

Bud products give me a noticeably worse hangover. And Coors products lack any sort of taste. Therefore Miller gets the nod.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It's probably just a mental thing, but I'm the same way about Coors Light.  I think it tastes even more like water than most domestic mass-produced beers.

[SunMo]

i take showers in Coors Light

[ice grillin you]

golden colorado golden showers

[Wingspan]

im hate beer snobs but i accept them because i can understand why youd like a microbeer or dark beer or whatever over a coors light...

the people i dont understand are the ones who will drink miller lite but not coors...or bud light but not miller lite...a preference yeah but i know people that will make some stupid blanket statment like "i wont drink bud products" as they are ordering a miller lite

all those big domestic brew makers are the same...they are what we call beer...same as schlitz or pbr or natty bo...

My reasoning is that I have never had a coors brewed product that did not make me feel like I want to vomit. That's not a hyperbolic, anti-coors sentiment. It literally upsets my stomach, with no real explanation as to why.

[ice grillin you]

i cant say ive been totally true to the game cause it has been at some tailgates i believe...but i stopped buying coors and primarily stopped drinking it three years ago when pete coors ran for senate and it came out how much money he had given to anti gay anti women groups and hwo the company has had a history a ties to far right political and religious groups

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

golden colorado golden showers

awful

[Phanatic]

Macro beers are watered down because they are put out in mass production. Beer cans fly out at something like 1600 cans per minute or 200,000 cases a day. Taste difference becomes pretty subtle with that kind of production especially with the light beers.

Micros take their time and focus on taste and because of that are more pricey and the taste varies more. I think both types are good for the right occasion.

[Sgt PSN]

Beer should be drank when offered to you at no charge.  Regardless of what brand it is.

Drinking from the bottle>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinking from the tap.  Or a can. 

If you enter a bar that does not serve your particular choice of beer, you may either suck it up and order a beer you don't prefer or you may order alcohol.  Straight.  Under no circumstances do you order Zima, soda or water.  Nor are you allowed to leave without having at least one drink. 

If you attend a party and the host provides skunky beer, you have the right to punch him in the nuts and shag his wife/girlfriend/mom/sister or all of the above. 

If you bring a 6 pack of a fancy import or microbrew to a party serving Bud Light (or the like), expect to share it.  Then expect to get your ass beat for being a pretentious beer snob by showing up with a better beer then what is provided.  And after you've been lynched, take your happy ass down to the liquor store and buy 3 cases of whatever you brought with you.  This comes out of  your own pocket and is not reimbursable. 

Always carry a bottle opener.  On your belt if necessary.

Do not try and "mark" your bottle by peeling of part of the label.  This should be an unnecessary act as the beer should never leave your hand until it's empty.

 

[Seabiscuit36]

I mark my beer cans with a Texas Dent is that ok Sarge?

[rjs246]

Beer should be drank when offered to you at no charge.  Regardless of what brand it is.

This goes without saying. Everything I've posted here about my preferences are simply that. Preferences. I'd drink warm Heineken off of Havas' sweaty hairy back if it was free.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Easily one of the best beers on the planet. Bar none. Respek.





My mouth is watering at the thought of it, so hard to get though, and pricey as hell.