The 2007 Offseason Thread

[Mad-Lad]

Crazy expensive booze, standing room only, and retarded, crazed Eagles fans.

During the Eagles/Saints playoff game, the bartender asked if i was an Eagles fan, why I wasn't at Hi-Topps up in Wrigleyville?  Apparently, that's where the Eagles contingent here in chicago gathers for game time.  PPinDC's response is EXACTLY why I'll never attend those game day functions.  the last thing i need during a farging playoff game is some knucklehead from the philadelphia area questioning my eagles fandom.

[Seabiscuit36]

I went to the draft party 2 years ago at Kahunaville in wilmington.  Basically i got smashed, dropped 100 bucks on beer and food.  It was great though, leaving people were crashing into cars, i had to get my wife to pick me and my brother in law up. 

[paco]

yeah id pretty much kill myself before i ever went to an atrocity like that

Exactly.  Why the hell would I do that when I can host a poker game and get drunk in front of the TV?

Wait a sec.  Poker, drinking and draft day and I don't get an invite.  Deek.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Yeah, because you'd totally make it from Zimbabwe... or wherever the farg you're at these days.

[ice grillin you]

my boy in baltimore has a draft/poker/stripper party...i fully expect dio to show this year

[Mad-Lad]

my boy in baltimore has a draft/poker/stripper party...i fully expect dio to show this year

as long as your boy isn't the stripper, i'm sure you'll have a good time.

[SD_Eagle5]

Bowtie with Anna Nicole Smith

[Diomedes]

my boy in baltimore has a draft/poker/stripper party...i fully expect dio to show this year

I don't do poker or strippers.  I have been to the draft three times though. 

[rjs246]

I don't do poker or strippers.

Do I even have to say it?

[ice grillin you]

honestly i dont either....i have played poker but im not a big fan and ive only been to a strip bar twice in my life and both times was after this draft party

[SunMo]

poker in the front, liquor in the rear, LOL!

[Magical_Retard]

Bowtie with Anna Nicole Smith

was she really that tall or is he that small?

[Rome]

She was standing on her daughter's placenta.

[Geowhizzer]

According to Wikipedia, she was 5'11".

And I can't believe I just looked that up.

[Magical_Retard]

She was standing on her daughter's placenta.