The 2007 Offseason Thread

Started by The BIGSTUD, January 14, 2007, 03:00:22 AM

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Sgt PSN

Is it the fact that she looks like she's built like a man?  Check her friggin calf muscles, yo. 

ice grillin you

id be more worried about her box and the fact that it most likely smells like turkey cold cuts
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 06, 2007, 03:58:58 PM
Is it the fact that she looks like she's built like a man?  Check her friggin calf muscles, yo. 

I can hear her saying 'Me So Horny'

Rome

You manwhores would all hit it so shaddup.

QB Eagles

A Cambodian of questionable gender? Nah, I'll pass. Besides, I wouldn't want to catch whatever STDs Demon gave her back in the Navy days.

phattymatty


Father Demon

Quote from: QB Eagles on April 06, 2007, 05:44:03 PM
A Cambodian of questionable gender? Nah, I'll pass. Besides, I wouldn't want to catch whatever STDs Demon gave her back in the Navy days.

Air Force.  And almost everything I caught is curable.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

Round head right Demon, i worked with Cambodians for a while.  Very round heads. 

Anyway, PFT is reporting that Kris Jenkins is on the block.  He'd be the answer to our DT problems
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

SD_Eagle5

Charlotte observer Jenkins trade link

Jenkins has some work ethic, conditioning, and injury problems, but when he's healthy he's one of the top DTs in the league. He'd be a perfect fit for our D, he can clog the middle and rush the passer. He's the odd man out in Carolina, so they won't be trying to rape anyone as far as a trade goes, Rayburn + our 2 might get it done.

Seabiscuit36

I'd do that in a heartbeat SD. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 07, 2007, 12:17:53 PM
He's the odd man out in Carolina, so they won't be trying to rape anyone as far as a trade goes, Rayburn + our 2 might get it done.

If Kris Jenkins is the odd man out, where does Rayburn fit in to their plans?

I wouldn't trade much more than a naked 3rd for Jenkins.  Rayburn is a throw-in - so fine.

SD_Eagle5

Rayburn is a throw in, he has some late round value so maybe they could move him.

Jenkins is coming off a Pro-bowl season in a league where good DTs are hard to find. The Ravens were set to give us a 2nd and 3rd for Simon and would still have had to sign him to a long term deal. Simon is nowhere near the player Jenkins is. We get Jenkins and our D is set, we have enough young guys where we can afford to splurge on a good/great player and still not have it effect our future. This move is a no brainer to me.

Feva

Quote from: FastFreddie on April 07, 2007, 12:26:16 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 07, 2007, 12:17:53 PM
He's the odd man out in Carolina, so they won't be trying to rape anyone as far as a trade goes, Rayburn + our 2 might get it done.

If Kris Jenkins is the odd man out, where does Rayburn fit in to their plans?

I wouldn't trade much more than a naked 3rd for Jenkins.  Rayburn is a throw-in - so fine.

I agree.  I wouldn't go much higher than a 3rd.  He's a beast on the field... problem is, he's never there.

He's played 21 games in the last 3 seasons.  Missed 27.  That's Buckhalter type stuff right there.
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"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 07, 2007, 12:33:42 PM
Rayburn is a throw in, he has some late round value so maybe they could move him.

Jenkins is coming off a Pro-bowl season in a league where good DTs are hard to find. The Ravens were set to give us a 2nd and 3rd for Simon and would still have had to sign him to a long term deal. Simon is nowhere near the player Jenkins is. We get Jenkins and our D is set, we have enough young guys where we can afford to splurge on a good/great player and still not have it effect our future. This move is a no brainer to me.

At the time Simon was being franchised/on the trade block, his value was higher than Jenkins' is right now.