Anyone had a crappy meal at a cheap joint lately?

[SunMo]

S Hunter was seen eating a plate just this morning

[Rome]

Predictable but still funny, Mo.

B+

[ice grillin you]

he doesnt like the same kind of plates as me

[phattymatty]

Seriously, IHOP has a genius idea... cut a cinnamon roll in half, dip it in egg and cook a la french toast, drizzle in cream cheese and more cinnamon filling... then dip each bite in syrup.

Oh, and I enjoyed some bacon as well.  Best breakfast ever... or at least it tasted like it today.

yeah me and some co-workers went to IHOP for lunch a few days ago and I almost got those things but they looked too sweet.  but my meal the delicious, two eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, toast, and pancakes for like $6 or something.  and that butter pecan syrup is bangin.

[Rome]

I seriously can't believe you guys like IHOP.  Maybe they're different up north but the ones here in Florida are awful.  There is one literally 1 block from my house and we never go there because it's so terrible.

One of the things that bugs me is they have timeshare shills out front harrassing customers as you walk in.  It makes no difference if you have a Florida license plate on your car with the local Volusia county on it either.  They still try and make their pitch to you.  It's aggravating as hell.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Well, the one we went to is right next to the NCSU campus.  No time share "shills" at all.

It's a hole, sure... but we've been twice in the 5 years we've been in North Carolina.  Nothing wrong with a greasy breakfast every so often.

[phattymatty]

warning:  do not chug a glass of milk when you are really hungover.

[Wingspan]

I seriously can't believe you guys like IHOP.  Maybe they're different up north but the ones here in Florida are awful.  There is one literally 1 block from my house and we never go there because it's so terrible.

One of the things that bugs me is they have timeshare shills out front harrassing customers as you walk in.  It makes no difference if you have a Florida license plate on your car with the local Volusia county on it either.  They still try and make their pitch to you.  It's aggravating as hell.

And you know this how? Maybe they are offering free blow jobs...but you wouldn't know because you never go there....

[ice grillin you]

we never go there because it's so terrible.

[Sgt PSN]

I ate breakfast at the chow hall this morning.  Food's never great but usually never all that bad either.  Except today.  I had an omlette and they must have used an egg that had been fertalized because I swear that thing had a pulse.  It was runny and just didn't taste too good.  So I smothered it in ketchup. 

[ice grillin you]

its really hard to farg up breakfast

[Rome]

I seriously can't believe you guys like IHOP.  Maybe they're different up north but the ones here in Florida are awful.  There is one literally 1 block from my house and we never go there because it's so terrible.

One of the things that bugs me is they have timeshare shills out front harrassing customers as you walk in.  It makes no difference if you have a Florida license plate on your car with the local Volusia county on it either.  They still try and make their pitch to you.  It's aggravating as hell.

And you know this how? Maybe they are offering free blow jobs...but you wouldn't know because you never go there....

Reading is fundamental, Winger.  I've been there before but won't go back because of the reasons I stated.

As for free blow jobs, your sister does quite a tidy job...   

[Wingspan]

As for free blow jobs, your sister does quite a tidy job...   

You enjoyed the blow from my brother?

[Rome]

its really hard to farg up breakfast

I've had more zesty breakfast experiences than lunches & dinners combined.

What the farg is do difficult about making hash browns?  They're called hash BROWNS for a reason.  If I wanted white potatoes, I'd order them mashed.  A lot of places don't cook the meat they throw into omelets properly either.  Nothing is more repulsive than cutting into a bacon & cheese omelet only to find next to raw bacon inside. 

People farg up waffles and pancakes too by not cooking them thoroughly.  We had some at Perkins PANCAKE House that were just a shade over raw.  I could actually see the batter inside because the dickwad hadn't cooked them enough.

And don't even get me started about coffee.  It's either too weak or it's stronger than paint thinner.  And why does it cost $5 for a glass of orange juice the size of a thimble?  Orange juice isn't even that expensive yet for some reason restaurants charge you like it's Jim Beam.

[Rome]

As for free blow jobs, your sister does quite a tidy job...   

You enjoyed the blow from my brother?

Post surgery, yes...