2007 Philadelphia Phillies Thread - DIVISION CHAMPS MOTHER fargER!!!!

[Sgt PSN]

My bloodwork came back positive for AIDS today.  I completely skipped the HIV stage.   

[SunMo]

it's about farging time

[Sgt PSN]

Can we hug now? 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It's a trick, Sunny!  He's going to slip his AIDSPENIS into your anusflower!

[Sgt PSN]

Foiled again.  And I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Sarge in 30 years:

[Sgt PSN]

MRE's speed up the aging process. 

[QB Eagles]

My bloodwork came back positive for AIDS today.  I completely skipped the HIV stage.   

It could have been worse, you could have watched the Phils this afternoon. The countdown to 10,000 begins!

[Sgt PSN]

I've got a 4 day weekend for Easter and was looking forward to heading up and catching a game.  But they're scheduled to be in Florida over the weekend.  Naturally. 

[SunMo]

isn't Florida closer?

[MDS]

I knew that Madson gave up the homerun without even watching the game.

161 to go.....

If it's not horrible weather, I'm heading down Wednesday. You care.

[SD_Eagle5]

If it's not horrible weather, I'm heading down Wednesday. You care.

See you there. They're giving away a red Phls T-shirt with COLLEGE written across the front and a small Phils symbol right above it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"He couldn't get a bunt down, but he could hit a homer," Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said of Renteria.

[Rome]

"He can't manage a baseball team worth a damn but he sure can trowel out folksy quips when his underachieving horseshtein baseball team chokes another game away."

[ice grillin you]

hopefully one day myers brain will match his stuff...how do you throw the ball anywhere close to the plate 0-2 and two outs

farging moron