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Started by hbionic, October 13, 2006, 02:27:45 PM

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Westy

#45
March 24, 2007, 10:44:03 AM
What can a pizza man do that a black man cant?







Feed a family of four


:paranoid

MDS

#46
March 25, 2007, 01:19:32 AM
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

A pizza doesnt scream when it goes into the oven
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

phattymatty

#47
March 27, 2007, 02:49:02 PM
Two kids run down on Christmas morning. One has a bunch of presents while the other kid only has one.

The kid with a bunch of presents says, "haha, you only have one gift."

The kid with one gift replies, "haha, you have leukemia."

PoopyfaceMcGee

#48
April 11, 2007, 05:15:28 PM
I can't ride my bike.  It's two-tired.
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