06/07 Phillies Offseason Thread

[Rome]

Responses to Conlin's latest forecast of doom.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Responses to Conlin's latest forecast of doom.

Bill, I'm warning you. Two more lbs. and I'm quitting. I mean it this time.

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      Posted by: Your Heart

Ha!

[Sgt PSN]

Hi Bill. You are heavey and have bad hygiene. Your Pert Plus doesn't work very well and your toenails look like Herr's potato chips. 

Posted by: Mr. Obvious

hey bill put the thesaurus dizown and come drink dis 40 oz. wit me my nizzle, den we gizo and gizet some hizoes 

Posted by: igy

[Rome]

To most of Mr. Conlin's great unwashed readers, especially those who can neither right or count with their shoes on, the laws of forecasting depend on previous years and their performance for the legacy of the numbers---little truth in playing with revised history or wishful analysis---hard to imagine the Phillies can do or will do better than 7.67% better than last year. for you unscrubbed phans, that means the number will be around 87 or 88, the data never lies and never falls in love with the noise in the mirror

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Posted by: PSU BILLY
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* 3/19/2007 7:13 PM
* 1377.45

Hmmm... now I wonder who this could be??

[SD_Eagle5]

Just got tickets for the 4th an 5th, going with shellback (for those of you on the EMB who remember him)

[Rome]

HOLY VORP!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Bobby looks like he wants to make out with Pat.

[PhillyGirl]

Bobby looks like he wants to make out with Pat.

yeah, lol....I thought the same thing when I saw it.

[BigEd76]

Lieber to the bullpen.  He's not happy.

"They are going to do what's best for the ballclub. My hands are tied. I'm just a piece of meat. That's the unfortunate part. But I'll just go in there and give it my best."

fatty meat

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Maybe he should be unhappy about sucking ass.

[MDS]

He's better than Eaton.

[Rome]

Professional crybabies never cease to amaze me. 

He's pissing and moaning about going to the bullpen when what he should be doing is singing a happy tune until he's traded.  Teams don't want chronic complainers especially complainers who look like their hearts are about to explode from eating too many chicken tacos from Taco Bell.

Just shut the hell up, fat boy, and wait it out until you're traded.

[BigEd76]

Garcia left after the 1st inning tonight with a stiff arm

[Geowhizzer]

Garcia left after the 1st inning tonight with a stiff arm

The guy hasn't pitched less than 200 innings in a single season since 2000.  If he goes down now, we know unquestioningly that God has it in for the Philadelphia Phillies.  Or Philadelphia sports fans.  Or both.

[ice grillin you]

^^^^^^
real talk