06/07 Phillies Offseason Thread

[Wingspan]

I expect Hamels to break his arm on a line drive back to the mound on the second pitch of his first start.

[Rome]

i was just about to post that sarge is a train wreck

That is far too kind a description of his broadcasting talents.

I actually agreed with BBeane about this situation yesterday and if we can agree on this, the Earth is surely in its last days.

[PhillyPhreak54]

David Bell (and John Rocker) = roid monkey

[PhillyPhreak54]

David Bell, a veteran of a dozen major league seasons, received six packages of HCG at a Philadelphia address last April, when he played for the Phillies. The cost was $128.80, and the drug was prescribed in conjunction with an Arizona antiaging facility. Bell acknowledges receiving the shipment but tells SI the drug was prescribed to him "for a medical condition," which he declined to disclose, citing his right to privacy. "

SI.com

[SD_Eagle5]

You can go to a Doctor, tell them you're lacking energy, get certain tests done, then get shots of human growth and Testosterone and its 100% legal.

[MDS]

I wonder if Bell's hot wife will like his shirveled ball sack

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You can go to a Doctor, tell them you're lacking energy, get certain tests done, then get shots of human growth and Testosterone and its 100% legal.

You sound as if you speak from experience.

[SD_Eagle5]

I wish...it's expensive. I know a Doctor who does that sort of treatment.

[BigEd76]

Burrell failed an eye test and needs contacts or glasses...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Burrell failed an eye test and needs contacts or glasses...

So, THAT's why he whiffs all the time.  However, it doesn't explain the backwards K's.

[ice grillin you]

im not one to defend burrell but not fully seeing the pitch would definitely explain the inordinate amount of caught lookings

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It says a lot about his attitude that he didn't get this squared away a couple of years ago.  VORP

[ice grillin you]

hes got a home run today

[Rome]

Sanches struck out  four out of five batters faced today.

Yay Bullpen!

[SD_Eagle5]

Remember when he hit a GS off of Clemens last year? Those were the days....