Donte' Stallworth

mussa · February 17, 2007, 02:18:36 PM

everyone started dropping the ball last yr when the team went to shtein. it was just a piece to the puzzel. mcnabb can afford to lay off on some short passes, but when it comes down to it, the receivers are paid to catch the damn ball. i don't care if the balls wraped in barbed wire. they need to catch the damn ball.

Munson · February 17, 2007, 03:31:35 PM

Well the lady works at 4, so fortunately I now get to catch some sleep after waking up way too early.

Sorry about that post. Too much jungle juice and dirty bananas. At least I got my point across.

This team needs Stallworth in a bad way if they're oging to continue to be 65% pass. I'm hoping, whether he's here or not, that running the ball takes a bit more priority. But Reggie Brown needs Stallworth to draw the double teams or we'll be relying on slower guys like Baskett and Avant to beat the 1-on-1 coverage downfield. Reggie can do that, he's a lot faster then we give him credit for, but without Donte he'll be drawing the safety over the top and we'll be dinkin and dunkin to Hank and Avant 35 times a game. Most exciting offense ever.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 17, 2007, 04:47:04 PM

Quote from: Munson on February 17, 2007, 03:31:35 PM
Sorry about that post. Too much jungle juice and dirty bananas. At least I got my point across.

If you're going to drink and post, don't do the following:

A. Make extra errors in your typing on purpose to try to appear more drunk than you are.
B. Admit that you got inibriated on "jungle juice" and "dirty bananas".

It's lamer than the 2007 Eagle offense sans Dante, kiddo.

shorebird · February 17, 2007, 04:56:17 PM

His bananas as are only dirty after he gets done with them.

mussa · February 17, 2007, 04:59:53 PM

jungle juice slingin banana suckin flag.

MDS · February 17, 2007, 05:20:57 PM

Pinkston.

Cerevant · February 17, 2007, 05:22:40 PM

He just has bad manneans.

Quasimoto · February 17, 2007, 09:14:18 PM

I honestly never understood the drunken posting. Ive never been so drunk my fingers go completely limp and I have to smash the keyboard to get the point/words across. Maybe I'm just drinking the wrong shtein.

Munson · February 17, 2007, 10:11:08 PM

Well I guess I get lazy and rest my hands on the keyboard. Other then that I can't figure out how I managed to throw in so many extra spaces and letters.

FastFreddie....Jungle Juice > Beer. Forever. But I'm playing pong tonight, so I'll have a beer in your name. And I love how much you think I care about my postings on a MB...like caring enough to "mess up typing on purpose". Hah! Who cares dude. It's a message board. I'm not going to try and look cool for my fellow message borderz

And maybe it's the drinknig but I'm starting to gain a little more hope on the Stallworth situation...yeah Rosenhaus is probably telling him to be PC, but he seems pretty genuine about wanting to come back here, and his comments indicate that the Eagles have told him they're going to wait until after FA starts to offer him a deal so they can keep thier 3rd rounder. This year more then ever that 3rd rounder is probably more valuable in the FO's eyes considering the Eagles have no extra picks this year (excluding comp picks, which will be low rounds).

Edit: Stallworth has said he wants a 5 or 6 year deal. Keeping that in mind, imagine you're an NFL GM, or the EAgles GM if you wish. How much are you willing to pay him for 5-6 years?

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 17, 2007, 11:08:17 PM

Resorting to the "I love how much you care" shtick won't fly. This is a message board, and opining on something is far from actually giving a shtein about it.

Jungle Juice is only better than beer when you're still at an age when alcohol is a novelty.

shorebird · February 18, 2007, 01:07:06 PM

In my day jungle juice worked great for getting girls drunk. They like the fruity taste. If you mixed it right with grain alcohol, the clothes would fall right off them.

Sgt PSN · February 18, 2007, 01:23:30 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on February 17, 2007, 11:08:17 PM
Jungle Juice is only acceptable when you're at an age where drinking alcohol straight is scary and vomit enducing.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 18, 2007, 07:22:56 PM

I'll bet Munson's never swigged from a bottle of Maker's Mark.

Seabiscuit36 · February 18, 2007, 10:21:22 PM

I'm baggin up reading this shtein. Munson, its absolutely unbelievable you think Jungle Juice is better than beer. I really think you have a vagina.

Feva · February 18, 2007, 10:47:27 PM

Damn fellas... cut the kid a break. I used to think Jungle Juice was better than beer too... but then I looked down and realized I have a fleshpop so I had to cut that shtein out.