Mud Butt

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PoopyfaceMcGee

#150
February 15, 2007, 04:19:51 PM

Diomedes

#151
February 15, 2007, 04:22:07 PM
rich people are idiots
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#152
February 15, 2007, 04:28:20 PM
But apparently they have clean asses.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#153
February 15, 2007, 04:28:55 PM
They do now!

mussa

#154
February 15, 2007, 04:31:30 PM
they've had those camodes in japan for years
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"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

MadMarchHare

#155
February 15, 2007, 07:30:46 PM
I have done nothing but urinate from my icehole for the last 4 days.  One of the great joys of parenthood.
Anyone but Reid.

Sgt PSN

#156
February 15, 2007, 08:33:42 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on February 15, 2007, 07:30:46 PM
I have done nothing but urinate from my icehole for the last 4 days.  One of the great joys of parenthood.

What does 4 days of ass water have to do with parenthood?  Did you eat one of your young? 

Diomedes

#157
February 15, 2007, 08:39:40 PM
they're little germ factories.  they make you sick and worried and stupid.  they make you have to deal with their friends' parents.

kids are hell
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MadMarchHare

#158
February 15, 2007, 08:58:00 PM
There are perks.  But their unique ability to carry every plague from school home is not one of them.
Anyone but Reid.

Diomedes

#159
February 15, 2007, 09:05:15 PM
the only perk I can think of is that if you're unlucky enough to grow old, and you're lucky enough to have decent children that don't die before you, you won't rot away alone.

but we're all alone ultimately, so that's small consideration

being sick all the farging time sounds and looks like utter hell
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Feva

#160
February 15, 2007, 10:51:09 PM Last Edit: February 15, 2007, 10:52:53 PM by EagleFeva
Damn, did I just put a hurtin' on the toilet here at the J-O-B.

This one had been pretty much bubbling and marinating all day, giving me ample opportunities to fart all over the place, especially right next to the people I can't stand and then walk away.  I got to the toilet and it started with more farting, but then we got some soft solid substance that felt heavenly passing through the "one-way" highway.  After a while... it got to be some ol' Lou Ferrigno shtein because it turned a real nice Incredible Hulk green.

Glorious time had by all and I feel about 7 1/2 lbs lighter.

It was a double flusher and I still couldn't get it all down the hole.  Ah well... at least the GM has a nice surprise waiting for him when he goes in there tomorrow.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

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MadMarchHare

#161
February 16, 2007, 08:01:57 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 15, 2007, 09:05:15 PM
the only perk I can think of is that if you're unlucky enough to grow old, and you're lucky enough to have decent children that don't die before you, you won't rot away alone.

but we're all alone ultimately, so that's small consideration

being sick all the farging time sounds and looks like utter hell

PERK:  I can have a super zesty day, (like last Friday), and I can go pick up my kids (4 and 2) at school.  The minute they see me they both break into huge smiles and come running and give me a hug.  And the rest of my day doesn't really matter any more.  With a zesty marriage, that means a lot.
Anyone but Reid.

Diomedes

#162
February 17, 2007, 09:46:18 AM
My dog provides the same joy, every day.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

mussa

#163
February 17, 2007, 02:31:52 PM
ive had mud butt for like weeks. 
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

PoopyfaceMcGee

#164
March 18, 2007, 07:30:03 AM
I've already blown an o-ring this morning, and there's more to come.

I don't know exactly how much I drank, but my wallet's about $100 lighter, and all I had was Guinness, car bombs, and Jager, and chili cheese fries.

My intestines and ass officially and rightfully hate me.
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