Eagles vs. Saints Game Thread

[ice grillin you]

if you so much as asked her for her number you arent an eagle fan

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Her number is the last thing I'd want.

[Diomedes]

proof positive that airbrush magic can turn a two bit hooker into a super model hottie

no thanks.

[Feva]

if you so much as asked her for her number you arent an eagle fan

Why the farg would I want her phone number?  After I beat it up... I got no reason to call.

[Rome]

proof positive that airbrush magic can turn a two bit hooker into a super model hottie

no thanks.

I concur.  She's the antithesis of hot.  If cheap and obvious are your thing, then have at it, though.

[shorebird]

Someone needs to tell that bitch to eat some pork so her toothpick farging body catches up with those fake tits.

Slut.

Ask her how she feels about the bears.

Wench.

[Wingspan]

proof positive that airbrush magic can turn a two bit hooker into a super model hottie

no thanks.

I concur.  She's the antithesis of hot.  If cheap and obvious are your thing, then have at it, though.

...Like you'd turn it down

[rjs246]

if you so much as asked her for her number you arent an eagle fan

Talking/communicating with her in any way (other than the all important "turn around" or "just relax and it won't hurt as much") was not part of the deal.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"just relax and it won't hurt as much"

Even that gets a thumbs down.  Too nice.

I prefer something more simple like "stop whining and take it".

[rjs246]

"Stop struggling or I'll fit my forearm in there. Even if it takes all night."

[Rome]

proof positive that airbrush magic can turn a two bit hooker into a super model hottie

no thanks.

I concur.  She's the antithesis of hot.  If cheap and obvious are your thing, then have at it, though.

...Like you'd turn it down

She looks like a 20 dollar whore who gives blow jobs on Pacific Avenue in Atlantic City.

No thanks, cuz.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Maybe that serial killer who is offing whores in AC will get her next.

[Rome]

Maybe that serial killer who is offing whores in AC will get her next.

And we prey...

(sorry)

[Father Demon]

you guys are Johnny Come Lately's.  I called hit when she was still hated for being her.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"Stop struggling or I'll fit my forearm in there. Even if it takes all night."

Now you're cookin' with grease, sailor.

She looks like a 20 dollar whore who gives blow jobs on Pacific Avenue in Atlantic City.

You're from Sea Isle, and you're claiming you've never purchased the services of one of those girls?  Also, you've admittedly gone to a strip club in Lehigh County, but you're calling AC girls trash?

You'd bend her over and give her something to wear a dirty t-shirt about.  Stop fronting.