the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Phanatic]

Eagle carrying a Deer head causes a power outage... It's a travisty that there aren't any pictures.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070129/ap_on_fe_st/eagle_power_outage_4

[Susquehanna Birder]

I need to find a pic of the Deerspine Guy from the tailgates.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Ahhh...here he is!

[ice grillin you]

nice raider jersey

[rjs246]

That picture farging rules. farg deer.

[MDS]

[rjs246]

Holy god. If only we could test all of our nuclear firepower on that group.

(Also, terrible photochop of Jacko...)

[MDS]

Apparantley it's real. Paris forgot to pay the bill on her storage unit, so someone else bought it out and all the stuff in there became his. This lead to parisexposed which has some more sex tapes, pictures and other crap from the person who should have died years ago.

[Seabiscuit36]

I got the one Video, it has the GGW guy with a ton of coke on his chest and everyone coked out in ibiza, spain. 

[Seabiscuit36]

Police use stun guns on greased, naked student
POSTED: 9:28 a.m. EST, January 30, 2007

WESTERVILLE, Ohio (AP) -- A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said.

Taylor Killian, 18, had rubbed his body with grapeseed oil to keep from being caught, and got up after the first time he was shocked to continue running toward a group of frightened students huddled in a corner at Westerville North High School, Lt. Jeff Gaylor said.

"That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," Gaylor said.

Officer Doug Staysniak was monitoring the lunch period when Killian, with long hair and a full beard, ran in the room toward students, who screamed and ran away. The officer is normally assigned to a middle school and did not recognize Killian as a student, Gaylor said.

Police said that an administrator ordered Killian to stop, but that the student made a sexual gesture and kept running.

Killian is in jail and charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. A message seeking comment was left at Killian's home.

School officials reported that Killian was a good student, Gaylor said. There was no indication of substance abuse or a medical problem.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Apparantley it's real. Paris forgot to pay the bill on her storage unit, so someone else bought it out and all the stuff in there became his. This lead to parisexposed which has some more sex tapes, pictures and other crap from the person who should have died years ago.

Hilton sues website
January 30, 2007 - 3:08PM


Paris Hilton has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles demanding the closure of a website where visitors can pay to view nude photos and other items that formerly belonged to her.

Hilton's suit says the website - www.parisexposed.com - which displays photos, home videos, diary entries and audiotapes of her conversations, as well as images of her passport, is "one of the most reprehensible invasions of privacy of a celebrity".

The site includes topless pictures of 25-year-old Hilton on holiday and also shows her frolicking in a bath-tub.

In a declaration to the court, the Simple Life reality television star says the items were put into storage two years ago after she and her sister Nicky moved out of a house after it was burgled. wtf?

Hilton claimed the removal company was supposed to pay the storage fees and that she was "shocked and surprised" to learn that the amount had not been paid and that her belongings had been sold at a public auction.

"I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters' private personal belongings for commercial gain," she said in her court statement.

Hilton is seeking closure of the site on the grounds that the information shown could be used by people "to steal my identity, or even worse, to harass or stalk me".

The lawsuit claims the possessions were bought by defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss for 2,775 dollars and sold to a third person Bardia Persa, for 10 million. Visitors to the site pay around 40 dollars to view the items.

In addition to claiming invasion of privacy, Hilton says she filed copyright registrations last week for three pieces of writing that are contained in the belongings. She claims the site is engaging in copyright infringement.

The publicity hungry Hilton has struggled to keep her personal life private in the past.

A home sex video of her and a former boyfriend leaked onto the internet in 2003, and in 2005 a computer hacker broke into her mobile phone address book.

[Quasimoto]

http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/pictures_and_bio/1262/FckDaEaglesHeather.girl

Not even massive amounts of airbrushing could save her.  Buttaface.

[ice grillin you]

i really really hope shes new orleans next murder

[Quasimoto]

Over/Under on how many minutes she would last in Philly?

[BigEd76]

According to EMB, today is Beermonkey's 39th birthday.  Have a good one, BM....