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SunMo

#3465
January 18, 2007, 12:18:57 PM
i can't remember how many times i beatoff to Nell, that bitch was sweet
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Sgt PSN

#3466
January 18, 2007, 12:26:38 PM
I had an Aunt Nell when I was a kid.  She lived in Tennessee, only ate what she could kill and chewed tobacco.........in her sleep.     

Diomedes

#3467
January 18, 2007, 12:35:21 PM
This helps to explain how you fell in with your ex.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#3468
January 18, 2007, 12:41:20 PM
My ex neither hunted or chewed tobacco.  Although one would easily assume that she'd be a shotgun toting, tobacco chewing, trailer park queen given her seemingly endless history of making white trashy-like lifestyle choices. 

PhillyPhanInDC

#3469
January 18, 2007, 12:45:29 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 18, 2007, 12:41:20 PM
My ex neither hunted or chewed tobacco.  Although one would easily assume that she'd be a shotgun toting, tobacco chewing, trailer park queen given her seemingly endless history of making white trashy-like lifestyle choices. 

Sounding mightly defensive there Sarge. Thinking about going for another romp?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Sgt PSN

#3470
January 18, 2007, 12:47:47 PM
Not really defensive.  I just don't like being accused of loving my ex. 

BigEd76

#3471
January 18, 2007, 01:12:36 PM

rjs246

#3473
January 18, 2007, 01:28:38 PM
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#3474
January 18, 2007, 01:34:19 PM
Why are all your brain cells that carry info about the Simpsons absolutely intact, while the other ones wither away?

Diomedes

#3475
January 18, 2007, 01:37:34 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 18, 2007, 12:47:47 PM
Not really defensive.  I just don't like being accused of loving my ex. 

I said "fell in with"...not fell in love with.  Read, dummy.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#3476
January 18, 2007, 01:41:14 PM
Wow, so he mentally put the word "love" in there.  That's even worse.  He must still love her.

rjs246

#3477
January 18, 2007, 01:42:23 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 18, 2007, 01:34:19 PM
Why are all your brain cells that carry info about the Simpsons absolutely intact, while the other ones wither away?

I ask myself that question every single day.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#3478
January 18, 2007, 02:10:04 PM


Can't say I blame him.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

#3479
January 18, 2007, 04:57:56 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 18, 2007, 01:37:34 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 18, 2007, 12:47:47 PM
Not really defensive.  I just don't like being accused of loving my ex. 

I said "fell in with"...not fell in love with.  Read, dummy.

Ha!  Look at that.  Proof that people don't always read word for word but just pick up on certain words or combinations of words and fill in the blanks on their own.  Knid of lkie how a preosn can raed etnire wrods that are sepleld icnroretlcy as lnog as the frist and lsat lteters are crorect and all the rghit lteters are uesd in bteween.  

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 18, 2007, 01:41:14 PM
Wow, so he mentally put the word "love" in there.  That's even worse.  He must still love her.

Die.  
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