Any Guesses On Who Did This?

Started by PhillyPhreak54, December 28, 2006, 07:37:24 PM

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PhillyPhreak54

Mike Freeman

Freeman wrote a book on the behind the scenes scandals at ESPN. No word on what network this person was attached to, but Sean Salisbury was off the air for awhile.

QuoteMedia entry. The NFL analyst who shall not be named that took a picture of his penis with a cell phone camera and has shown it to numerous, uncomfortable women, then was suspended by his network for it. Absolute true story. Please make sure to clean off the mirror when you are done with it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

It almost has to be either Salisbury, Irvin, or TJ.

Probably Salisbury.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

The BIGSTUD

Reynolds. It says suspended, not fired though. But he was doing sick shtein with the ladies.
Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.

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mussa

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Quote from: mussa on December 29, 2006, 12:19:24 AM
How bout Mr. Who Gives A farg...

If there's pictures of a penis out there somewhere then you best believe that Chuggie gives a farg. 

I'm gonna say it was Stewart Scott.  You know how brothas are really "vein" when it comes to their johnsons.  They always be holding it and slapping white women with it.  It was only a matter of time before they started taking pictures of it.

Feva

Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 29, 2006, 12:56:23 AM
Quote from: mussa on December 29, 2006, 12:19:24 AM
How bout Mr. Who Gives A farg...
You know how brothas are really "vein" when it comes to their johnsons.  They always be holding it and slapping white women with it.  It was only a matter of time before they started taking pictures of it.

:paranoid
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Sgt PSN

Tell the truth Feva......you've got an 8X10 glossy of yours on the first page of the Feva family photo album with a caption that reads "Where it all began", don't you? 

mpmcgraw

Quote from: King Cole on December 28, 2006, 11:25:33 PM
Reynolds. It says suspended, not fired though. But he was doing sick shtein with the ladies.
You mean Harold Reynolds.  Who was fired for hugging a female co worker.  That he was dating.  All while being a baseball analyst, not football. 

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Billy Beane on December 29, 2006, 02:42:39 AM
Quote from: King Cole on December 28, 2006, 11:25:33 PM
Reynolds. It says suspended, not fired though. But he was doing sick shtein with the ladies.
You mean Harold Reynolds.  Who was fired for hugging a female co worker.  That he was dating.  All while being a baseball analyst, not football. 

You haven't seen Harold's musings on NFL Live?  He's a hoot!  That is incredibly accurate!  VORP

mussa

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PoopyfaceMcGee

Something tells me mussa is jealous of my incredibly large VORP.

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