Duke Lacrosse

[Diomedes]

that would be awesome.  what a pleasure it would be to see the look on his mother's face when she learns that her precious little jock raped and knocked up a skeezy whore?

ha

[Sgt PSN]

Actually, I think it would be cooler if the father was someone other than 1 of the accused rapists because it would really show just how much homegirl gets around. 

[Diomedes]

You are a farging retard.  The best possible scenario here is mine: everyone ruined and miserable.  Your scenario only ruins the hooker, and where's the fun in that?

[ice grillin you]

because it would really show just how much homegirl gets around

shes a coked out stripper...do we really need more proof?


what i wanna see is one of those punks try to explain how someone they supposedly didnt lay a hand on got impregnated

[rjs246]

What I want is for the black player on the team to wind up being the daddy. Just to expose her as a racist who tried to finger a bunch of white dudes. That way everyone in the story will turn out to be a racist shteinhead and I can continue assuming that all people are worthless iceholes.

[Rome]

Only rich, white, suburban, college-educated people are worthless iceholes.

Everyone else is being relentlessly farged over by whitey.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That is incredibly accurate.

[Sgt PSN]

You are a farging retard.  The best possible scenario here is mine: everyone ruined and miserable.  Your scenario only ruins the hooker, and where's the fun in that?

Fine.  Then I hope all 3 guys are the daddy. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I hope Nifong's the daddy.  What a twist!

[SunMo]

rape charges dropped....

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=2706267

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Shocking!

hilarious bit that the accuser NOW claims she's not SURE she was even penetrated


This whole thing is a pile of shtein, and a hunt for money from some rich lacrosse boys.  They probably deserve it in general, but not for anything they did to the bitch accusing them.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

More info

I'm setting the O/U at 25 days for the rest of the charges to be dropped.  It's obvious what happened here - an escort of some sort was hired for a party.  One of many things went wrong:

1.  She didn't know there would be multiple guys there, so she tried to get more money.
2.  She tried to "upsell" and they wouldn't pay.
3.  It got a little more rough than she expected, or the guys didn't pay her what she thought the agreed amount was.
4.  She simply saw dollar signs after the guys thought they'd simply had a rowdy night with a stripper/whore.

Some lessons learned for the guys:

1.  Don't ever pay for sex.
2.  Don't have strippers at your place.  If you want to see strippers, go to a fine establishment.
3.  Be polite to women.  Yes, even whores and strippers.  Only bad things some from being a fleshpop to women.

Some lessons learned for the accuser:

1.  Don't be a whore and expect to always get treated with the utmost of courtesy and respect.
2.  If you're truly upset about something that went down on a job, realize your credibility will probable suck... since you're a dumb whore and were being paid to be sexually explicit.

[Sgt PSN]

Actually, I think it would be cooler if the father was someone other than 1 of the accused rapists because it would really show just how much homegirl gets around. 

I win. 

[Rome]

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I still think those guys are GUILTY because (1) they're white, (2) their parents are rich as balls, & (3) ummm. . . they're white.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Rumor has it all charges are going to be dropped in the next day or two.