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MDS

#330
December 08, 2006, 05:00:47 PM
thanks for gaying this thread up even more than i did, spunk junkie.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Father Demon

#331
December 08, 2006, 11:54:25 PM
Romes.

Let me help you guys out again.

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PhillyPhanInDC

#332
December 09, 2006, 12:10:42 AM Last Edit: December 09, 2006, 12:12:31 AM by PhillyPhaninDC
Fortunately, the cowboy hats make them easiest to separate. Every bitch with a hat is out. Top left is hedious...looks like a she's caught a strong case of the Downs. Bottom right after a lot of booze. Everyone else gets it, but the one in the middle front would get the special ass to mouth treatment.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Sgt PSN

#333
December 09, 2006, 01:07:17 AM
The chick in the blue cowboy hat would get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face for a) wearing a blue cowboy hat and b) leaving the strap hang out.  Then, as she lay on the ground unconscious I'd drag her into an alley and let homeless guys rub one out in her hair.

I'd do the one next to her.....the one with the beak for a nose......but only if she let me wear my Eagles beak while I'm shagging her.  That way, she'd finally understand why all the men she's ever been with have insisted on only doing her from behind or with the lights out. 

Front row, right.  She looks like if she has one more bad experience with a man, she'll be cutting her hair, hitting the gym and becoming a butch lesbo. 

I think I'd sling some throat yogurt at the rest of them.  Even the one that DC thinks has the Downs.  In fact, I hope she does because I've always wondered what the mentally handicapped sound like when you break open their cinnamon ring without asking. 

MDS

#334
December 09, 2006, 02:51:47 AM
Probably all of them. Even the Mexican in the back. Nice lime shirt, amigo.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#335
December 09, 2006, 07:15:03 AM
Not forty IQ points between 'em, but I'm sure they can tell you what happened on Lost last night.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#336
December 09, 2006, 07:28:27 AM
Hell, the blue hat cant even remember to zip up  :-D  But im married so i'd give it to them all.   :paranoid
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Rome

#337
December 09, 2006, 08:44:00 AM
Turquoise shirt, black shirt row 2 and the broad in the back with the black choker would get the hammer.

The rest would not.

BTW: WTF is with the girl in the tan cowboy hat?  Jesus honey - RHINOPLASTY much?   :sly

Diomedes

#338
December 09, 2006, 08:45:29 AM
Lower right yellow shirt is a lesbian.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#339
December 09, 2006, 08:50:06 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 09, 2006, 08:45:29 AM
Lower right yellow shirt is a lesbian.

Right.  And not in a good way either.  She's a switchblade dyke if ever I saw one.

PhillyPhreak54

#340
December 09, 2006, 10:08:32 AM
Did that bitch put blue eye shadow on her teeth too? They look blue.

The one next to the dude in the tan straw hat would get it.

Seabiscuit36

#341
December 09, 2006, 10:15:09 AM
So it looks like they were in mexico, how many micky coolatas did they have that night  ^-^
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Geowhizzer

#342
December 09, 2006, 10:16:58 AM
The one in blue has so much eye makeup she's got raccoon eyes.

Feva

#343
December 09, 2006, 03:06:20 PM
Yellow plaid shirt w/black undershirt would get that ass lit up.


Other than that... kinda slim pickins... maybe the one in the choker in the back... although she looks 12.  Of course, that could only help her case.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Rome

#344
December 09, 2006, 03:19:42 PM
I posted this in the "taterskins Talk" thread in the football forum but I might as well go ahead and post it here just in case it gets disappeared:






They'd all get it except for Peanut Butter & Jelly Head middle-front on her knees.  Girlfriend next to her is "til death do us part" material except for the taterskins rags.
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