From the producers of "The Smoking Ban," bring you "The Food Ban"

[ice grillin you]

has anyone heard about the govt controls on ecoli?

ridiculous

[Munson]

has anyone heard about the govt controls on ecoli?

ridiculous

Did you know they made a vaccine for small pox like 30 years ago?

I should be able to contract whatever farging epidemic I want.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"Demolition Man" might prove to be a fairly accurate portrayal of the future.

[Munson]

"Demolition Man" might prove to be a fairly accurate portrayal of the future.

We're going to freeze Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes?

[SunMo]

"Demolition Man" might prove to be a fairly accurate portrayal of the future.

so since Taco Bell is the only resturaunt, everyone in the future has E coli?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"Demolition Man" might prove to be a fairly accurate portrayal of the future.

so since Taco Bell is the only resturaunt, everyone in the future has E coli?

God, I hope so.

[Munson]

Ah I get it now. Everyone will have E Coli, and we'll unfreeze Sly and Snipes so they can fight the E Coli epidemic.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Yeah, it has nothing to do with the Totalitarian government that takes away virtually every civil liberty.

[mpmcgraw]

Drama queen.   

[rjs246]

To hell with civil liberties. I want the government to care about my cholesterol.

[SD_Eagle5]

To hell with civil liberties. I want the government to care about my cholesterol.

If they had secretly removed it from foods but not told the public would anyone have noticed?

[rjs246]

To hell with civil liberties. I want the government to care about my cholesterol.

If they had secretly removed it from foods but not told the public would anyone have noticed?

But then they wouldn't be flaunting their powers!

I actually don't care about this. I'm still going to eat margerine or butter or whatever, but my point is that there are more important things to worry about than banning random substances. There are shteinLOADS of things that are bad for you. Carbon monoxide is a great example. Why pick one at random and ban it?

Less fat people is good. So I don't care much about this, but once again, we see the goverment taking baby steps towards making all decisions for people at all times.

[SD_Eagle5]

Mandatory execricse is next

[rjs246]

Mandatory execricse is next

For women? Fine.

As long as I can sit my skinny ass on the couch and drink beer while they're jogging I'm IN.

[QB Eagles]

"Demolition Man" might prove to be a fairly accurate portrayal of the future.

We're going to freeze Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes?

That would never happen. With inflation at work, Snipes would be mortified of waking up and owing the IRS $34.7 trillion.