the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Drunkmasterflex]

Today I had to take a PVT to the dentist, looking at his face I asked him if he had a dip in.  He said that he did, I had to explain to him why he couldn't go to the dentist with that in his mouth.  He had two root canals just yesterday.  America's Finest.

[Diomedes]

When he dies in Iraq, he'll be hailed as a hero.

[PhillyPhreak54]

LOOKING FOR PAY DIRT
REYNOLDS HIRES PRIVATE EYE, MAY EXPOSE ESPN SKELETONS
By ANDREW MARCHAND
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November 3, 2006 -- Before former Baseball Tonight analyst Harold Reynolds' lawsuit against ESPN is all cleaned up, the circumstances may become a whole lot messier.

During recent meetings with company employees, ESPN executives informed nearly everyone from broadcasters to production assistants that they may be contacted by a private investigator representing Reynolds, NYP TV Sports has learned.

The ESPN executives said that employees can speak with the investigator, but requested they inform ESPN officials if they do.

The meeting was held in anticipation of Reynolds filing suit, which he did this week in a Connecticut court.

In June, ESPN fired Reynolds, charging him with sexual harassment. In the suit, Reynolds claims it was nothing more than an "innocuous hug'' with a female intern, and that he was wrongly terminated.

Prior to ESPN letting Reynolds go, it had just signed him to a new six-year contract for about $6 million. He had worked at ESPN for 11 years.

When asked about hiring a private investigator, Reynolds' New York-based lawyer, Daniel L. Alterman, said he will do "everything he can to prepare myself for the litigation and the battle.''

While Alterman said he would prefer to take the "high road,'' he may be planning a case that highlights other ESPN employees' transgressions that didn't cost anyone a job. An example might be Michael Irvin being caught with drug paraphernalia last year.

"We have to take that as it comes up,'' Alterman said. "We are aware of other circumstances that have come up.''

ESPN continues to maintain that Reynolds' suit is "without merit.'

Apparently Mike Tirico is another scumbag who works there too. I was reading some stuff the other day that said he used to stalk chicks who worked there. Mike Freeman wrote a book on the dirty laundry from ESPN - I heard it was a good read.

[MDS]

Ha. They love Tirico, he's one of their top announcers. 8 Ball needs to stick. It's great when he comes to Philly and people chant shtein at him.

[Feva]

While Alterman said he would prefer to take the "high road,'' he may be planning a case that highlights other ESPN employees' transgressions that didn't cost anyone a job. An example might be Michael Irvin being caught with drug paraphernalia last year.

Anyone that says Michael Irvin should be fired from ESPN is all good with me.

[mussa]

Fire Deion from NFL Network too. Just as bad, but somehow more obnoxious than Irvin.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

in case you didn't get your pumpkin-carving fix taken care of

[Father Demon]

David Pescovitz: John Sheehan, 33, was arrested yesterday near a train station in El Cerrito, California after police responded to reports that he was lying on a tree stump masturbating. When police asked Sheehan whether he was carrying anything like a weapon, he responded that he had a screwdriver stored in his ass. Police were planning to bring Sheehan to the emergency room but he kindly removed the tool himself before an ambulance was called.

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[Sgt PSN]

I think it's funny that he was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon.  Everyone knows that a screwdriver in the ass is a great way to stimulate your prostate while rubbing one out.  Right? 

[shorebird]

in case you didn't get your pumpkin-carving fix taken care of

Neat. I'd have done better if my hands weren't shaking. Two Buds, and I'll do the best pumpkin ever!

[Dillen]

http://break.com/index/son_crashes_new_car_into_garage.html

[Sgt PSN]

http://break.com/index/son_crashes_new_car_into_garage.html

That video made me cry.  Delete it now.  For Phreak's sake.  Please.  Think of the Phreak. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Oh my.

Good for him though. Thats what the dumbass father gets for giving the keys to his idiot kid.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Doogie Howser is gay? I'm shocked.

Actor Neil Patrick Harris comes out, saying he is 'a very content gay man'
LOS ANGELES — Neil Patrick Harris is gay and wants to quell any rumors to the contrary.
"(I) am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest," Harris tells People magazine's Web site.
The 33-year-old actor said he was motivated to disclose his sexuality because of recent "speculation and interest in my private life and relationships."
Harris stars on the CBS comedy "How I Met Your Mother." He started on TV as a teen, playing the namesake doctor on the series "Doogie Howser, M.D."

[Feva]

I never would have guessed it.



It must have been torture for him to snort coke off that chick's ass in Harold & Kumar.