Weekly 'Who should be burned and stabbed thread'

hbionic · October 16, 2006, 12:13:30 AM

Last week vs. Dallas it was L.J. Smith for lack of tackling.

Week 6: Eagles v. Saints

Winner: Michael Lewis for lack of brain. Where's farging Troy Vincent. His window just opened.

rjs, don't leave New Orleans until you have finished the job. If Lewis is still around next week, you are held personally liable for that piece of shtein.

1st Runner up: Hank Baskett for not being able to catch a cold. His lack of catches killed many drives...and my happiness throughout the game.

LBIggle · October 16, 2006, 12:38:31 AM

im gonna go with lewis for the last 2 weeks. only reason he wasn't crucified last week was because tito saved his ass. he bit on the same exact move two weeks in a row at the worse possible times.

get stabbed a lot, but struggle in and out of consciousness until next week when u farg up so we can get those stabbings in too. thanks ahead of time u worthless piece of trash. have fun testing that free agency, asshat.

hbionic · October 16, 2006, 12:43:15 AM

Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on October 16, 2006, 12:38:31 AM
get stabbed a lot, but struggle in and out of consciousness until next week when u farg up so we can get those stabbings in too. thanks ahead of time u worthless piece of trash. have fun testing that free agency, asshat.

For a second there, I thought you were directing this last part to me. Then I read the free agency part. Everyone knows I have another year left on my contract here.

You're right about Tito saving him...I forgot about that. Michael farging Lewis.

LBIggle · October 16, 2006, 12:45:13 AM

can u play safety?

hbionic · October 16, 2006, 12:53:48 AM

If I remember correctly and as the name states, always remain deeper than the deepest receiver. I can do that. I'll cherry pick all day. Naturally. $:-\$

LBIggle · October 16, 2006, 12:58:42 AM

signed.

Diomedes · October 16, 2006, 09:23:09 AM

After Lewis, Andy Reid should be stabbed and burned for failing clock management 101. The guy has NO concept of time out usage.

Hank gets a mulligan because he's not a starter, but Andy seems to think if he just keeps the guy out there, he'll miraculously become one. Not Hanks fault he's being asked to do way more than he's ready for...

btw...good thread.

Geowhizzer · October 16, 2006, 09:26:26 AM

Stab and burn every blessed member of the defense. Except Dawkins.

Stab and burn Reid.

Stab and burn Ryan Moats. Then do it again. Then scatter his ashes over the far corners of the Earth. Then piss on them.

Drunkmasterflex · October 16, 2006, 09:32:23 AM

Stab and burn JJ and the idiot who didn't count the number of players on the field on Gaither's penalty. I would say Gaither but he is a rookie, ehh farg it stab and burn him too.

Susquehanna Birder · October 16, 2006, 10:16:27 AM

Ryan Moats is my

for running into Wynn.

SunMo · October 16, 2006, 10:20:32 AM

what everyone else said, and Dick Stockton too

bobbyinlondon · October 16, 2006, 10:35:32 AM

In order???

Even though I've been a Reid supporter since day 1, he's got to be the first. Why? How about trying to go deep in the entire first half? They should have been running on the Saints and then going with the short to intermediate passes. How about because his play call turned a 2nd and 5 from about the Saints 43 into a 3rd and 11--when Westbrook was getting about 9 frickin yards a carry? That drive in the 4th quarter, should have benn run, run, and run some more until they stopped it.

Michael Lewis, for biting ON THE SAME EXACT PLAY that they ran the first time in front of him. Lito had the first one covered--then they changed into zone. He either has no confidence in himself or he's let his contract problems get in the way. This is the SECOND WEEK IN A ROW he's bit on a double move and gotten burned by it.

Ryan Moats for not knowing where he was or where Wynn was on the punt.

JJ--for actually taking Lewis out at a critical juncture--especially when in today's papers, they revealed that Lewis actually makes the calls on the defense--and if he had been in there, maybe Gaither wouldn't have been the 12th man on the field.

PhillyGirl · October 16, 2006, 10:36:37 AM

Quote from: SunMo on October 16, 2006, 10:20:32 AM
what everyone else said, and Dick Stockton too

agreed..he was bad as Theismann yesterday...Aikman seemed annoyed with him as well.

Sgt PSN · October 16, 2006, 12:23:45 PM

Burn and stab New Orleans. Just for fun.

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 16, 2006, 12:30:27 PM

My top 5:

1. Michael Lewis
2. Drew Brees
3. Hank Baskett
4. Joe Horn
5. Hollis Thomas