06/07 Phillies Offseason Thread

Started by MDS, September 30, 2006, 07:23:38 PM

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SunMo

Quote from: MDS on October 04, 2006, 07:28:33 PM
Who was the worst team in baseball with runners in scoring position and 2 outs and also with the bases loaded? I'll give you a hint, they wear red and often choke.

the Phillies?
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

SD_Eagle5


PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: rjs246 on October 04, 2006, 06:13:03 PM
In other news the president met with the prime minister and my tiny little nipples went to france.

Bruce Almighty.

PhillyGirl

"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Wingspan

she doesnt want to get smacked around again
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Sgt PSN

An oldie, but goodie:

Q:  What's the first thing a woman does when she gets home from the battered woman's shelter?



A:  The dishes if she knows what's good for her. 




SD_Eagle5

I've heard that before but due to the context of the conversation that provided me with a good laugh.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

mpmcgraw

The Yanks may decide to trade ARod in the offseason.

ha.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

mpmcgraw

Well they are batting ARod 8th today. 

The Yankees raped Gillick, maybe he can return the favor.

MDS

It wasn't a rape. It was a salary dump. Gillick didn't give a shtein who he got back in return, just as long as someone else took on Abreu's contract. He tried to do the same to Burrell, but Burrell didn't accept and now nobody wants him enough to fully take on his cancer of a contract. That is, until we take ARod off their hands and give them that loser in return.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

mpmcgraw

Yes, the NTC handcuffed him with Abreu, but we know that their were better offers on the table just for Lidle.  A team even said that.  I could have dealt with it if it was just Abreu, but Lidle too?  Bullshtein.  He didnt even wait for the deadline. 

It's all ok though.  We got a minor league SS out of the trade who thinks he is a combination of A-Rod and Jeter who hit like .190 in low A this year.  World.Series. 

MDS

Lidle is trash. I don't miss him at all.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

mpmcgraw

Neither do I, but I would rather have gotten something for him before we sent his ass out of here.