Ongoing "who gets the Eagles game" thread

[Munson]

That last map looks like some sort of tasty cupcake. mmm....

[rjs246]

Good thing we got that map. I was worried that someone, somewhere wouldn't be able to see the game.

[Cerevant]

As heard on Sirius NFL radio this morning: "everybody loves a circus"  They are calling the Eagles-Cowboys game the game everyone wants to see.

[cj2112]

Looks like the map from the last election.

Now that we will have the entire nation's attention, something crazy needs to be cooked up.

[Beermonkey]

Looks like the map from the last election.

Now that we will have the entire nation's attention, something crazy needs to be cooked up.

I say we come up with a way to embarass ourselves on a global scale, so Joe Buck gives us a stern reprimand. I was thinking maybe putting Felicia Terrell masks on some blow-up dolls & having our fans sodomize them as T.O. comes in the tunnel after warm ups.

[cj2112]

We need something totally over the top to totally finish off the reputation of Philly sports fans.  I'm talking something like attaching a bungee cord quietly to the ankle of a Cowgirls fan in the upper deck and then pitching them off of the balcony.  Something where no one gets hurt but we end up looking worse than ever. 

[Tomahawk]

We need something totally over the top to totally finish off the reputation of Philly sports fans.  I'm talking something like attaching a bungee cord quietly to the ankle of a Cowgirls fan in the upper deck and then pitching them off of the balcony.  Something where no one gets hurt but we end up looking worse than ever. 

You must be some sort of granola chewing hippie. Why not hurt the fargers?

[QB Eagles]

TO being pelted with dozens of empty pill bottles should be enough for the stern reprimand.

[NGM]

TO being pelted with dozens of empty pill bottles should be enough for the stern reprimand.

It would probably be a good idea for the Eagles to put up netting all around the field like at a Flyers game.  Someone might finish the job that TO ineptly started. 

[Munson]

I honestly wouldn't be suprised if someone decided to play Sniper at the game....

[ice grillin you]

absolutely nothing out of the ordinary is going to happen....dont believe the hype...its gonna be just like any other dallas game

[Cerevant]

absolutely nothing out of the ordinary is going to happen....dont believe the hype...its gonna be just like any other dallas game

I agree...just like the Bounty Bowl, the Iceball Bowl, the pork chop bowl, the Michael Irvin maiming, etc., etc...

[ice grillin you]

the bounty bowl was in dallas and had nothing to do with eagle fans

the other incidents were spontaneous

[DH]

spontaneous combustion?

[mpmcgraw]

I hate farging CBS.

Get games I dont farging care about every god damn farging week.  Buffalo at Chicago?  Hey, they should keep giving us boring games that will be over by halftime.