NFL Handicapping...week 1

Started by reese125, September 09, 2006, 11:35:14 PM

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MURP

reese, you gonna keep track of this as a contest sort of thing?

Sgt PSN

Let's hope not as that would only encourage him to keep posting here. 

PoopyfaceMcGee

This week's lines (home team listed 2nd in bold):

Oakland
Baltimore -11.5

Houston
Indianapolis -13

Cleveland
Cincinnati -10.5

Buffalo
Miami -6.5

Detroit
Chicago -8.5

Carolina -2
Minnesota

New York (Giants)
Philadelphia -3

Tampa Bay
Atlanta -5.5

New Orleans -2
Green Bay

St. Louis -3
San Francisco

Arizona
Seattle -7

New England -6
New York (Jets)

Tennessee
San Diego -11.5

Kansas City
Denver -10.5

Washington
Dallas -5.5

Pittsburgh
Jacksonville PK

Father Demon

My shot:

Buffalo
Miami -6.5

Carolina -2
Minnesota

St. Louis -3
San Francisco

New England -6
New York (Jets)

Kansas City
Denver -10.5
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: FFatPatt on September 13, 2006, 12:10:29 PM
This week's lines (home team listed 2nd in bold):

Chicago -8.5
Tampa Bay +5.5
New England -6
Kansas City +10.5
Washington +5.5

Let me see if I can get more than 1 of 5 right this week.

Feva

Oakland
Baltimore -11.5

Cleveland
Cincinnati -10.5

Detroit
Chicago -8.5

Carolina -2
Minnesota

New England -6
New York (Jets)

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Sgt PSN

I've had handicapping and betting lines explained to me I don't know how many times and I still don't get it.  But that's probably because I really don't give crap. 

reese125

Seattle -7
St. Louis -3
New York (Giants)+3
Detroit +8.5
Tampa Bay +5.5


Diomedes

It's simple, Sassy

If odds are given:

Team A
Team B -8.5

Then Team B has to win  by nine or more for a bet on Team B to pay out.  Etc.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

reese125

Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 13, 2006, 07:35:19 PM
I've had handicapping and betting lines explained to me I don't know how many times and I still don't get it.  But that's probably because I really don't give crap. 

well you must of asked "how many times", so you must care

Id explain it to you in 2 sentences with ease buddy, but since you dont like me, i'll be over here in the corner crying

reese125


Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

reese125

Quote from: Diomedes on September 13, 2006, 07:54:09 PM
Need a tissue, brah?

nah, ill use your moms that she left here last Friday....oooooooh..ha

Sgt PSN

Quote from: reese125 on September 13, 2006, 07:53:29 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 13, 2006, 07:35:19 PM
I've had handicapping and betting lines explained to me I don't know how many times and I still don't get it. But that's probably because I really don't give crap.

well you must of asked "how many times", so you must care

Id explain it to you in 2 sentences with ease buddy, but since you dont like me, i'll be over here in the corner crying

That makes me feel good. 

I usually only ask whenever the conversation turns to betting (like here) but don't care enough to retain the info because I don't gamble on sports.....at least nothing more than a wager with a friend on a particular game.  But there's no spread or anything involved.....just a straight up bet. 

Feva

Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 13, 2006, 07:58:06 PM
Quote from: reese125 on September 13, 2006, 07:53:29 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 13, 2006, 07:35:19 PM
I've had handicapping and betting lines explained to me I don't know how many times and I still don't get it. But that's probably because I really don't give crap.

well you must of asked "how many times", so you must care

Id explain it to you in 2 sentences with ease buddy, but since you dont like me, i'll be over here in the corner crying

That makes me feel good. 

I usually only ask whenever the conversation turns to betting (like here) but don't care enough to retain the info because I don't gamble on sports.....at least nothing more than a wager with a friend on a particular game.  But there's no spread or anything involved.....just a straight up bet. 

Cool.  Thanks for explaining that.


EDIT:  Ah... quick on the ol' edit button, I see.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews