2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[Sgt PSN]

This thread talks about how ignorant Cowboys fans are.

My reply:

I can't stand reading Cowboys message boards simply for the fact that I can't find any where you can actually debate things with them. They're nothing but a bunch of homers incapable of seeing the truth about their team outside of their blue tinted sunglasses. That's what I love about this board. We're all taterskins fans and we love our team, players, coaches and owner but it's not like we're drooling over every single thing they do.

[Sgt PSN]

This is effing classic.

I have been reading these boards for over a year and finally joined up. Been a fan for over 35 years. Grew up in Fort Myers, VA. Used to play for the MDW Mustangs little league football team. Anyone here ever heard of them? Even had some of the Over The Hill gang come to one of our practices. Miss them good ol' days...........

1.  Who the hell ever mentions that they played little league football 30 years ago unless their asked if they ever played little league football?

2.  I've never heard of the MDW Mustangs little league football team.  Is there any reason what so ever that I (or anyone else) should know who they are?  Are they a nationally ranked little league team? 

[MDS]

They might be a local pop warner team in DC and some idiots over there could be familiar with them. Still, it's an extreamly dorky thing to mention. In fact, pathetic.

[phillymic2000]

Well that's not very nice.  How do you know if Mic has friends or not? 

It's ok, I know it's true

[Sgt PSN]

Well that's not very nice.  How do you know if Mic has friends or not? 

It's ok, I know it's true

Don't say that.  I'm sure you've got plenty of friends.  Probably not around here, but somewhere. 

[phillymic2000]

well at least I could pretend to have some if GF would give us a buddy list, would anyone be on my buddy list then?

[Sgt PSN]

I'm going to put Art on my buddy list over on ES. 

[Sgt PSN]

DC sports radio guy picks Eagles to win NFC East

Sassy with another homeristic gem. 

he wanted to say a few things to really get the Skins fired up for this season and give them a little bulletin board motovation. Infact, I wouldn't be surprised if Coach Gibbs had something to do with this. He's an absolute master motovator.

  What a dooshe. 

[rjs246]

I have purposely avoided that place for a couple of years now because the overwhelming urge to and process of responding and blasting everything that every one of those idiots says would have sent me into some sort of trance from which I wouldn't have awoken for decades.

But this is cracking me up.

[rjs246]

BTW it took me about 350 posts to get banned over there three years ago. From what I can tell of how things are now, I wouldn't last 2 posts.

[Sgt PSN]

hahafunnyhaha is about as retarded as Sassy.

This is some kind of joke. Doc Walker has been a fixture in the DC area for a few years now and is a respected football man. His opinions mean something. But for him to predict the Philadelphia Eagles, a franchise with fans that are more or less prison inmates, is obviously a punch in the gut to Coach Gibbs. I find this to be reprehensible. If I were Mr. Synder, I would bar Doc Walker from ever entering taterskin Park again. No, my friend, Doc Walker was not touched by a coaching angel.

Where the hell do they find these idiots? 

[Sgt PSN]

BTW it took me about 350 posts to get banned over there three years ago. From what I can tell of how things are now, I wouldn't last 2 posts.

Only took me 4. 

Would should have a contest in the spirit of Name That Tune. 

[MDS]

I just talked about Greeley, PA. Listed some bars there. Yes, they are real. Thats where Jew Camp is if you all were so interested. I really hope someone responds, that would be stange. The people who actually live up there are farging nuts.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Ok, so I got the validation e-mail. Now I'm stuck in "mod queue" waiting to be approved. It's like trying to get into the goddamn white house.

mcnabb_defense_superbowl,

Excellent usage of "coaching angel".

[MDS]

One of these days I'm going to touch all of them, with a nuclear bomb.