2006 Philles Season Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Go ahead and cut off your nut with those rusty scissors right now. Don't wait to see if the taterskins win 10 game. Hack that useless thing off right now.

[MDS]

I'll even cut the other one off if Jake Plummer leads the Broncons to the superbowl.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good. Then you won't pollute the Earth. Then again, its not like you're havin any sex nowadays either...

[MDS]

Oooooo, Billy Bob made a sex joke. Very witty. I see that excellent Texas education is paying dividends.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Thats right.

[Geowhizzer]

Oooooo, Billy Bob made a sex joke. Very witty. I see that excellent Texas education is paying dividends.

Temple students shouldn't make fun of anyone else's educational background.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Huh..imagine that.

Pat Burrell strikes out LOOKING with 0 outs and the bases loaded.

Great job, Pat.

Piece of shtein.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Conine gets hit to force in a run.

1-0

Coste grounds into a DP.

The Phils get one whole run out of the bases loaded 0 outs situation. Great job.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Cole is fargin DEALING.

[mpmcgraw]

Victorino has been playing great since Rowand went down.

I hope he is our starting centerfielder next year.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Utley just made a GREAT over the shoulder catch running down the RF foul line. It could've dropped. He put the meat cleaver down for a second and saved it from dropping.

Still dealing.

Clemens is out...lifted for a PH.

And the guy they PH just hit a HR to dead CF. A DEEP shot. His first ML HR.

The perfect game is done. FARG!

[mpmcgraw]

Rowand would have caught that.

[mpmcgraw]

Holy shtein, Ryan Howard is a god.

Rick White calls Ryan Howard with the bullpen phone everytime he hits a homerun. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Howard kills #53 off the Bud Lite sign in right.

[Geowhizzer]

Holy smoke is Howard hot.  10 HR in 13 games.

Just in time for my fantasy league playoffs.