Mets Off-Season Thread

Started by DH, December 07, 2005, 11:15:45 AM

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Feva

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PhillyPhreak54


Geowhizzer


BigEd76

JO...SE....JOSE JOSE JOSE.....JO SE.....JO SE....  :boom

DH

Magic number to be reduced to a lucky 18 by days end...

Feva

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Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 27, 2006, 08:43:14 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on August 27, 2006, 02:03:34 AM
M.V.P.

Ryan Howard? Yes. Yes he is.

If that's Ryan Howard in that pic... that's some hellified plastic surgery.  I could have sworn the NL MVP in that pic is Carlos Beltran.  :P
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PhillyPhreak54

Carlos Beltran should get a fastball right in his ribs the next time he's up.

You do not steal 3rd base in the 7th inning of a 7-2 ballgame.

Stick one right in his goddamn ribs.

PoopyfaceMcGee

He scored on a sac fly.  And the Mets have seen bigger comebacks this year on their bullpen to ever feel comfortable.

If they were winning 17-2, sure... but at 7-2, I think you're being a whiny bitch for saying that.

PhillyPhreak54

Maybe so. I just hate it when players start stealing bases when its a big lead. I wouldn't like it if a Phillie did it either.

SunMo

one time my team was getting creamed and the other team tried to score a runner from 1st on a double, and i made a half-hearted attempt to catch teh throw at the plate and put my shoulder into him and put him in the ground.  chaos ensued.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PhillyPhreak54

One time in HS I 'dozed a catcher because he stood in the baseline like a fool and the umpire who looked like a pirate threw me outta the game.

Wold've been nice if they had told me that we're not allowed to smash the catchers face into the back of his skull too.

SunMo

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2006, 06:20:41 PM
One time in HS I 'dozed a catcher because he stood in the baseline like a fool and the umpire who looked like a pirate threw me outta the game.

Wold've been nice if they had told me that we're not allowed to smash the catchers face into the back of his skull too.

i like you a lot less now.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Lil' Miss SunMo on August 28, 2006, 06:26:26 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 28, 2006, 06:20:41 PM
One time in HS I 'dozed a catcher because he stood in the baseline like a fool and the umpire who looked like a pirate threw me outta the game.

Wold've been nice if they had told me that we're not allowed to smash the catchers face into the back of his skull too.

i like you a lot less now.

Por que?

Violence is good, no? He didn't have the balls to play catcher anyways. The dude was crying for his momma. Literally crying.

PhillyPhreak54

I wouldn't have run you over though, Mo.

Geowhizzer

Quote from: Lil' Miss SunMo on August 28, 2006, 02:46:01 PM
one time my team was getting creamed and the other team tried to score a runner from 1st on a double, and i made a half-hearted attempt to catch teh throw at the plate and put my shoulder into him and put him in the ground.  chaos ensued.

A guy tried to take my knees out once, so I swung the mitt and ball as hard as I could and got him in the bull's eye.

It wasn't my fault the guy was too stupid to wear a cup!