Rest of baseball thread 2006

Started by henchmanUK, April 03, 2006, 04:50:47 AM

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PoopyfaceMcGee

Ryan Franklin got the win for the Reds last night.

phattymatty

Ryan Freel is crazy.

QuoteRyan Freel said not even Farney believed that Freel made the stupendous diving catch on Albert Pujols Tuesday.

Farney? Who's Farney?

"He's a little guy who lives in my head who talks to me and I talk to him," said Freel, acting as if he finally crashed into too many walls, ran into too many catchers and dived into too many dugouts. "That little midget in my head said, 'That was a great catch, Ryan,' I said, 'Hey, Farney, I don't know if that was you who really caught that ball, but that was pretty good if it was.' Everybody thinks I talk to myself, so I tell 'em I'm talking to Farney.' "

rjs246

See? Even baseball players themselves are bored with their lives. they create imaginary friends to keep them occupied while they're in the outfield standing still for innings on end.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

Either that or the steriods help they're imaginations
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyGirl

Apparently, Paul LoDuca is in some gambling trouble. He has bookies coming to the stadium, during batting practice and looking and calling out for LoDuca because he owes money.

Also, when he was in Philly for the last series, he hopped in a limo that first night and headed to AC where he gambled all night long.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

mpmcgraw

Tino Martinez cant talk. 

This BBTN crew is just brutal.

PoopyfaceMcGee


mpmcgraw

I'd let him sexually harass my sister if it meant getting rid of some of these morons.

PoopyfaceMcGee

It's weird that Reynolds got canned over hitting on chicks, but Irvin barely got a slap on the wrist for getting caught with drug paraphanalia.  Double standards with regard to political correctness vs. law abound.

mcnabbmvp

Don't you remember Irvin said it wasn't his. he was holding it for his friend. >:D ;)
"One thing in the NFL, it's not the team with the best players (that wins). It's the team that plays the best as a team." - Corey Simon,DT EAGLES

PoopyfaceMcGee

Wow, the Yankees are good.

And Jeter is clutch.

phattymatty


PoopyfaceMcGee

The Yanks just polished off a 5-game sweep of the Red Sox in Fenway.

Stick a fork in the Sox.

MDS

As sad as this is, I'd rather see the Yankees win than the Sox. God, I hate Boston.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Yep, at this point, I agree.  I'm sick of Boston winning shtein, and I'd rather they started to lose again.