2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

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ice grillin you

#2295
August 17, 2006, 05:05:33 PM
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PoopyfaceMcGee

#2296
August 17, 2006, 05:07:49 PM
Wait... you're saying that Sean Taylor is also able to pick up ladies!  Wow, and I would think that would be difficult for a guy with millions and millions of dollars and near-immunity from the law!!

reese125

#2297
August 17, 2006, 05:16:59 PM
shes a friggin mud duck...he better be able to get her

PhillyGirl

#2298
August 17, 2006, 05:27:11 PM
she's gross. Big boobs, hideous face.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#2299
August 17, 2006, 06:23:34 PM
She looks like she tells guys they can 'put it anywhere' and then cries when they do.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phattymatty

#2300
August 17, 2006, 07:14:14 PM
she's got that 'my parents are terrorists' look to her.  i dig it.

PhillyPhanInDC

#2301
August 17, 2006, 07:30:15 PM Last Edit: August 17, 2006, 07:35:32 PM by PhillyPhaninDC
Quote from: rjs246 on August 17, 2006, 06:23:34 PM
She looks like she tells guys they can 'put it anywhere' and then cries when they do.

Aren't they supposed to cry?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Beermonkey

#2302
August 19, 2006, 11:23:10 PM
taterskins still haven't scored a point with their 1st team offense & got run over by the Jets. Of course, that has more to do with both the Bengals & Jets going "all out" with trick plays in the preseason, than the quality of their team. ;)

http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/recap/NFL_20060819_NYJ@WAS

PhillyPhreak54

#2303
August 20, 2006, 02:03:45 AM
 :-D Of course....

I read that site last week when they said Marvin Lewis was running flea flickers because he had an axe to grind against his old employer.

I can only guess what the excuses are for the Jets tonight. Did new coach Eric Mangini and new GM Mike Tannenbaum have a problem with the Skins raiding the roster when they were not in those positions three years ago?

The Jets really went all out with not even playing Pennington and letting a converted Qb run an end around.

PhillyPhreak54

#2304
August 20, 2006, 03:46:39 AM
Quotestory time

so it's right before the start of the third quarter and I'm sitting in section 125 right behind the Jets bench

Coles is warming up and I call him out

(I'll keep this G rated for the board)

among the things I called him...

- primadonna loud mouthed low character _______

- greedy thief of my money and a _______ with a lack of respect for Gibbs

- overrated piece of ________

- ______ that doesn't know his place on a team and needs to _______ himself

and the one that set him off....

- go back to New York you _______ ________ _______

he takes his helmet off, turns to me, looks me right in the eye and gives me the look of "I'm going to come up there and kill you"

HAHAHAHAAHAH

the dumbass caught feelings over what I said, me, a drunk nobody fan

he's such a weak minded fool I can't believe I got in his head

Never happens in taterskin land, ladies and gents. Only Eagle fans are foul mouth drunks.

PhillyPhreak54

#2305
August 20, 2006, 03:58:12 AM
QuoteMission control, go with pre-game checklist...

Air-Superiority Systems check in: #8 #17 and #15 are go fly!

Ground-to-Ground battle systems report: #31 #46 #37 and #30 set and standing by!

Forward Offensive systems check in: #60 #66 #61 #77 and #76 are go!

First-line Defensive Countermeasures report: #95 #96 #93 and #99 are go!

Second-line Defensive Countermeasures report: #98 #53 and #57 are set and standing by!

Air-Defense Team status: #22 #25 #21 and #40 reporting go fly!

Long-Range Strike Team report: #10 and #4 are go!

taterskins Central Command check in: General Gibbs and staff report go fly!

Sir, All systems reporting GO FLY!


Switching communication from mission control to extremeskins.com...

Sir! Hostile Jets reported in the area of FedEx Field, Landover, Maryland!

General Gibbs orders WEAPONS FREE! Repeat WEAPONS FREE!

LIGHT 'EM UP GENTLEMEN!

What in the hell is this shtein?

PoopyfaceMcGee

#2306
August 20, 2006, 06:52:33 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 20, 2006, 03:58:12 AM
What in the hell is this shtein?

That is supremely awful in many ways.

Geowhizzer

#2307
August 20, 2006, 07:22:02 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 20, 2006, 03:58:12 AM
QuoteMission control, go with pre-game checklist...

Air-Superiority Systems check in: #8 #17 and #15 are go fly!

Ground-to-Ground battle systems report: #31 #46 #37 and #30 set and standing by!

Forward Offensive systems check in: #60 #66 #61 #77 and #76 are go!

First-line Defensive Countermeasures report: #95 #96 #93 and #99 are go!

Second-line Defensive Countermeasures report: #98 #53 and #57 are set and standing by!

Air-Defense Team status: #22 #25 #21 and #40 reporting go fly!

Long-Range Strike Team report: #10 and #4 are go!

taterskins Central Command check in: General Gibbs and staff report go fly!

Sir, All systems reporting GO FLY!


Switching communication from mission control to extremeskins.com...

Sir! Hostile Jets reported in the area of FedEx Field, Landover, Maryland!

General Gibbs orders WEAPONS FREE! Repeat WEAPONS FREE!

LIGHT 'EM UP GENTLEMEN!

What in the hell is this shtein?

What the...  :-D

phattymatty

#2308
August 20, 2006, 09:37:57 AM
d'brickashaw wrecked someone yesterday

BigEd76

#2309
August 20, 2006, 02:27:45 PM
How did the storytime not include the molestation?
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