2006 Philles Season Thread

[Rome]

So long as you agree that watching hot broads lick each other is preferable to watching fat people farg in a pool of condiments, it's all good, Sassy.

[Sgt PSN]

Definately.  However if there were lesbians on the right and fat people in mayo on the left I believe my head would explode. 

[Rome]

I've never seen fat people farging in mayo but I have seen enormous women wrestling in a pit of cole slaw before.

Trust me when I say this, it's not a pretty picture.

[Sgt PSN]

Dude, that's farging disgusting.  Seriously.  I hate cole slaw. 

[NGM]

I didn't say I prefer watching it.  I said I can't help it.....just like I can't help but watch the Phillies.  Watching hot lesbians get each other off is in no way like watching the Phillies.  Watching lesbians is enjoyable and the best part about it is it doesn't matter which side scores first. 

[Rome]

Dude, that's farging disgusting.  Seriously.  I hate cole slaw. 

Enjoy...

[Sgt PSN]

Make it stop. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Those ladies are not hot, either.

[BigEd76]

Myers has 5 Ks through 2 IP

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Myers has 5 Ks through 2 IP

That's weak.  I would expect that he'd have 8.  He should be tying the major league record for K's every inning.

[BigEd76]

and of course he falls apart in the 3rd, started by an ERIC MILTON DOUBLE

[Geowhizzer]

The Reds love them sum Brett Myers pitching. 

[Sgt PSN]

At least we'll get to see Howard break Schmidt's single season HR record.  I'm not sure how I feel about that. 

[MDS]

Sigh.

[PhillyPhreak54]

teases.

Why do opposing pitchers hurt this team?