Gaffney, Not Bunkley Busted On Weapons Charge

Rome · July 28, 2006, 07:55:11 AM

Quote from: FFatPatt on July 28, 2006, 05:21:54 AM
Go Criminoles.

C-

Diomedes · July 28, 2006, 08:02:11 AM

Dumb farg. God damnit.

rjs246 · July 28, 2006, 08:05:20 AM

310 pound dudes definitely need to be carrying loaded guns. You know, for protection.

This angers me to no end. farging dumbshtein farghead wannabe gangster athletes.

Diomedes · July 28, 2006, 08:11:15 AM

WTF is he doing with a gun? I mean, you got a gun on your dash, you're generally trying to let people know you've got a gun..right? What the hell do you need to do that for? Was the guy waving it at motorists who piss him off? Trying to get laid by some ghetto trash whore who thinks violent scumbags are hot?

Cut him.

Syracuse · July 28, 2006, 08:11:56 AM

Yeah, but he's OUR stupid steroid junkie.
Who give's a shtein. Sign the guy already.

Rome · July 28, 2006, 08:19:16 AM

I am disappointed that no one has taken his combine photo and done a photochop on it yet.

Slackers.

dis12 · July 28, 2006, 08:31:47 AM

McDougle tells Bunkley he's missing critical part of camp
http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/sports/15142108.htm

Quote...defensive end Jerome McDougle, the Eagles' most recent previous rookie to miss a week of camp, said yesterday he had just spoken with Bunkley.

"I think it's real important [to be present for the early work]," said McDougle, drafted 15th overall in 2003. "The best advice I gave him was, 'Just stay in shape, just really stay into it.' You're really missing a lot of critical camp time, a time to jell with all your teammates, a time to kind of get your legs up under you, get that contact. You know, you can't make up for that contact....

per McDougle, "yo better bring some heat wit ya, cause we be kickin ass".... I guess Bunkley misunderstood.

Seabiscuit36 · July 28, 2006, 08:33:51 AM

Bunkley was planning a hit on Mcdougle to finish the job.

All i can say is what a moron, like RJS said your 315 pounds, look the THE THING and you still need a gun, let alone on your dashboard!

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 28, 2006, 08:48:06 AM

Let's make a deal with the skins, cowfarts, and Giants. We'll launch Bunkley into the sun, if...

The skins attach Taylor to Bunkley's back.
The cowturds shove T.O. up Taylor's ass.
The Giants shove the whole pack o' morons inside Eli's vagina.

Sounds fair to me.

Diomedes · July 28, 2006, 08:52:12 AM

I'll buy a raffle ticket for the rights to press the "launch" button.

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 28, 2006, 08:53:48 AM

Quote from: Diomedes on July 28, 2006, 08:52:12 AM
I'll buy a raffle ticket for the rights to press the "launch" button.

Don't bother buying one through normal channels. The raffle's rigged a la Eagles ticket sales. Only way to have a chance to win is buy your ticket through RazorGator.

phillywin2k5 · July 28, 2006, 08:59:53 AM

Quote from: FFatPatt on July 28, 2006, 08:53:48 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 28, 2006, 08:52:12 AM
I'll buy a raffle ticket for the rights to press the "launch" button.

Don't bother buying one through normal channels. The raffle's rigged a la Eagles ticket sales. Only way to have a chance to win is buy your ticket through RazorGator.

nice

Diomedes · July 28, 2006, 09:00:00 AM

That would have been funnier if you just said "tickets available through RazorGator."

Wingspan · July 28, 2006, 09:01:33 AM

if this is true....i could care less if this guy ever signs.

i really care less and less about pro athletes each passing day

rjs246 · July 28, 2006, 09:02:49 AM

Quote from: Wingspan on July 28, 2006, 09:01:33 AM
if this is true....i could care less if this guy ever signs.

i really care less and less about pro athletes each passing day

In.