click on this thread if you think eva longoria is HOTT!

ice grillin you · July 11, 2006, 04:51:13 PM

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 11, 2006, 04:56:04 PM

That's really not bad, considering it's about the worst you'll ever see her caught on camera.

ice grillin you · July 11, 2006, 04:58:05 PM

shes overrated with make-up....and looks like a nasty stank ass patchouli wearing hippy without it

rjs246 · July 11, 2006, 04:59:01 PM

This is why I love Jessica Alba. You can't find a picture of her from the last two years where she doesn't look like a freaking goddess.

Most actresses get caught on the beach with their flab flabbing around everywhere. Not her. Even when she's making a stupid face it's because she's thinking about how awesome it would be to catch one in the dumper from me.

Yes, I am trying to make this thread about Jessica Alba. Sue me.

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 11, 2006, 04:59:19 PM

I didn't say she wasn't overrated, but I'd certainly still hit it.

And you'd be lying if you said you wouldn't accept sloppy 2nds.

ice grillin you · July 11, 2006, 05:01:11 PM

id fight you to the death for firsts

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 11, 2006, 05:10:54 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 11, 2006, 05:01:11 PM
id fight you to the death for firsts

So, you would fight a fellow Eagle fan to the death to be the first to bang her, but you think she's beat?

OK.

P.S. Gratuitous Alba pic!!

ice grillin you · July 11, 2006, 05:12:18 PM

im kidding...i wouldnt touch her

but i wouldnt hesitate to kill some eagle fans...starting with spads

PoopyfaceMcGee · July 11, 2006, 05:17:26 PM

oh snap

shorebird · July 11, 2006, 10:10:33 PM

Did you Albalappers notice SciFi is running Dark Angel reruns? The pilot was on yesterday.

ice grillin you · July 12, 2006, 08:24:48 AM

Susquehanna Birder · July 12, 2006, 09:10:02 AM

Bad comparison. But I would like to do some Sam-like things with Eva.

mussa · July 12, 2006, 12:41:41 PM

i dated a girl briefly who caked on makeup. in morning id be like who the hell is this alien laying next to me? this is really shocking to see eva look that bad. looks like she was on an all night crack binge

Diomedes · July 12, 2006, 07:51:35 PM

she looks like a normal person

airbrush my mom enough and you idiots would beat off to her

Susquehanna Birder · July 12, 2006, 08:45:43 PM

They all look the same in the dark.