So you think YOUR family's dysfunctional

Started by MadMarchHare, June 02, 2006, 02:02:17 PM

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MadMarchHare

June 02, 2006, 02:02:17 PM
Anyone but Reid.

hbionic

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June 02, 2006, 02:08:09 PM Last Edit: June 02, 2006, 02:19:42 PM by hbionic
You mean you've never had to put the covers over a dummy and hide under the bed as your mom came in and stabbed the dummy in the head thinking it was you sleeping?
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Diomedes

#2
June 02, 2006, 02:15:20 PM
Too bad the headline didn't read: "Cops: Couple ordered hit on grandkids, kids killed, grandparents commit suicide, hitman trips, breaks neck and dies, rest of humanity taken out by God for good measure."

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SunMo

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June 02, 2006, 02:17:47 PM
but i think if that happened, there would be no headline
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Diomedes

#4
June 02, 2006, 02:24:09 PM
That's okay, too.  So long as all the people are gone.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Eagles 3x

#5
June 02, 2006, 02:49:15 PM
Great, now they gotta hire someone to finish the first job and do the deputy and his family and his dog and his cat and his goldfish. Gonna have to sell the pick-up.
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SunMo

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June 02, 2006, 02:51:01 PM
they need to chill dem ni**as out, and wait for the Wolf, who will be arriving shortly
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

MDS

#7
June 02, 2006, 02:57:50 PM
thats pretty farged up right there
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Feva

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June 03, 2006, 05:24:13 PM
Quote from: SunnyCakes on June 02, 2006, 02:51:01 PM
they need to chill dem ni**as out, and wait for the Wolf, who will be arriving shortly

shtein negro.... that's all you had to say!
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rjs246

#9
June 04, 2006, 04:07:12 PM
I still think my family's dysfunctional.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#10
June 04, 2006, 04:08:54 PM
Gee I wonder why.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#11
June 04, 2006, 04:14:22 PM
Quote from: MDS on June 04, 2006, 04:08:54 PM
Gee I wonder why.

I know that that was supposed to be insulting in some way, but it didn't actually make any sense so it was completely ineffective. Too vague. Try harder.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#12
June 04, 2006, 04:23:46 PM
No.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Yeti

#13
June 06, 2006, 03:55:20 PM
QuotePolice said the pair initially offered $100 to an undercover sheriff's deputy to kill their son's wife, their 10-year-old granddaughter, two step-grandchildren, ages 14 and 16, and the family dog.

:-D They weren't fargin around.
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Hbionic
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