2006 Philles Season Thread

Geowhizzer · May 28, 2006, 08:09:53 AM

I would LOVE to have Willis here. Bona fide ace on top of the rotation.

Willis
Myers
Lieber
Hamels (When healthy)
Lidle/Floyd (one in the pen or used as trade bait)

Not a snowball's chance in Florida of it happening, though.

Wingspan · May 28, 2006, 09:05:16 AM

willis will become a philly, then he will immediately require rotator cuff surgery..or be diagnosed with terminal cancer and be dead before his first start

Rome · May 28, 2006, 09:16:19 AM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 28, 2006, 02:10:39 AM
1. Ryan Franklin is an arsonist. The man sure knows how to set a goddamn fire, eh? Lock him up now! Agreed. I thought he was going to be pretty good coming out of Clearwater but he's really shtein the bed.

2. This team really makes me angry. Yes, it does. No heart whatsoever.

3. Did Jimmy go 3-5 tonight? In the leadoff hole? Does the term "blind squirrel" mean anything to you?

4. 3rd placed Phillies Not for long. Washington's playing better.

5. I hope Ed Wade gets the KC job. I want to see what that bum can do in KC with no pyaroll. He couldn't do shtein here with a moderate payroll. He won't get the job. I'd laugh if he did, though.

6. I really hate losing. Liar. You're an Eagles fan. If you didn't love losing, you'd be a taterskins/Joe Gibbs (genuflects) fan.

Wingspan · May 28, 2006, 09:29:55 AM

Caption this photo i took from the left field seats last night

Rome · May 28, 2006, 09:51:37 AM

Quote from: Wingspan on May 28, 2006, 09:29:55 AM
Caption this photo i took from the left field seats last night

"One Man And Two Babies"

"The Good, The Bad & The Pretty"

(Rowand) Damn, Bobby... for a chicken, you got some pretty big ass feet.

(Rowand again) Hey Bob... there's dirt on your pant leg. How the farg did that happen?

(Sesame Street Theme Playing In the Background) One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Wingspan · May 28, 2006, 09:56:05 AM

Burrell: ...Damn Aaron, dont look, but there's a hottie at 6 o'clock.

JTrotter Fan · May 28, 2006, 02:33:34 PM

Aaron, how'd you get the frank above the beans?!

BigEd76 · May 28, 2006, 02:46:12 PM

"Why do we suck so bad?"

BigEd76 · May 28, 2006, 03:13:19 PM

Ryan Madson with a 2-run double to tie the game

SunMo · May 28, 2006, 03:19:18 PM

at this point, Jimmy Rollins isn't even trying anymore

BigEd76 · May 28, 2006, 03:40:39 PM

HR #17 from Howard puts 'em up 4-2

Geowhizzer · May 28, 2006, 07:51:12 PM

Yay! The Phillies didn't go 0-for-Milwaukee!

PhillyPhreak54 · May 29, 2006, 02:16:54 AM

Quote from: Wingspan on May 28, 2006, 09:29:55 AM

Rowand: "Holy shtein I hate losing!"

Abreu: "Hey Pat, look at that"

Burrell: "What the.... It's some tall, skinny Jewish kid holding up a "I THINK UR HOT" sign."

BigEd76 · May 29, 2006, 01:16:39 PM

QuoteA New York Yankees scout was in town this weekend to look at the Phillies' corner outfielders, Pat Burrell and Bobby Abreu. The Phillies made Burrell and Abreu available for trades in the off-season, but they were looking for top-of-the-rotation pitching help.

Sources say the Yankees have some interest in Burrell, who could be used in the outfield and at designated hitter.

no thanks

NGM · May 29, 2006, 02:00:45 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on May 29, 2006, 01:16:39 PM
QuoteA New York Yankees scout was in town this weekend to look at the Phillies' corner outfielders, Pat Burrell and Bobby Abreu. The Phillies made Burrell and Abreu available for trades in the off-season, but they were looking for top-of-the-rotation pitching help.

Sources say the Yankees have some interest in Burrell, who could be used in the outfield and at designated hitter.

no thanks

Maybe if they had someone who was worth trading for. And not 75 years of age.