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mussa

#555
May 22, 2006, 03:18:52 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on May 22, 2006, 02:46:22 PM
I am so happy that when I piss it doesn't burn.

yet
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Phanatic

#556
May 22, 2006, 04:05:31 PM
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SunMo

#557
May 22, 2006, 04:09:00 PM
i pickup my daughter almost everyday from kindergarten.  today, on the way home, i was behind a red Infiniti G35 with the license plate "STFU NUB"

now, that's disturbing...but more disturbing was the speed and ferocity that my mind was able complie a list of things i wanted to do to this cyber geek, and none of them were pretty.  i think i'm one life tragedy away from becoming a serial killer, and that's a little scary.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

mussa

#558
May 22, 2006, 04:59:16 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on May 22, 2006, 04:05:31 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=423412654049302774&q=farting+preacher+5

It's sophomoric I know but I laughed...

oh man, that is GREAT!  I can't stand those fake ass tv evangelicals.  Its all for the muuuney!!  :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Diomedes

#559
May 22, 2006, 07:45:24 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 22, 2006, 01:07:44 PM
Social worker snaps. Can't imagine why.

I feel bad for the kids and all--it wasn't their fault they were born to scumbags--but now that the damage is done, let's be honest with ourselves: they weren't going to grow up to be anything anyway.

Also, what college-degree holding fool works 60 hours a week for 35k?  If that's all they're paying, no way in hell I'm working more than 40 hours.  And if that means they fire me, fine.  There's other work.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#560
May 22, 2006, 10:22:05 PM
to the idiot that bought wings on dvd:

good work, respect the greatest bad sitcom of all time
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

mussa

#561
May 22, 2006, 10:33:22 PM
here's more of the farting preacher

praise jesus

i havn't laughed this hard in awhile.  yes i do feel like a child.   :-D :-D
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"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

Phanatic

#562
May 22, 2006, 10:35:11 PM
Quote from: mussa on May 22, 2006, 10:33:22 PM
here's more of the farting preacher

praise jesus

i havn't laughed this hard in awhile.  yes i do feel like a child.   :-D :-D
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Oh man these things are killing me. Who the F is this guy for real.
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mussa

#563
May 22, 2006, 10:42:27 PM
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Phanatic

#564
May 23, 2006, 10:06:30 AM
Why the heck isn't this guy back under his rock. [Dio]People are sheep sometimes... [/Dio]
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MadMarchHare

#565
May 23, 2006, 10:17:25 AM
GOD bless America.
Anyone but Reid.

BigEd76

#566
May 23, 2006, 01:16:41 PM

ice grillin you

#567
May 23, 2006, 01:20:10 PM
six
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

phattymatty

#568
May 23, 2006, 01:21:51 PM
7/10

PhillyPhanInDC

#569
May 23, 2006, 01:22:09 PM
7/10 as well.
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