Brodrick Bunkley, Philadelphia Eagle

[SunMo]

i make this solomn vow now before man and our Lord Jesus Christ...

if i ever, and i mean EVER, hear someone say that a quarterback or OL got "Bunk'd" I will carve their voicebox out of their throat with my fingers and piss into the hole

[ice grillin you]

then i think i will start saying wowzers more often

[The BIGSTUD]

For your sake you better hope I say a lot, because for every sack he gets I'm going to be saying it. Followed by the chest thump and high ten that IGY pointed out.

[SunMo]

it won't matter after the 1st time, you won't have a throat

[Wingspan]

Micheal Scott (from the office) - funny = Philly Forever

[SunMo]

dude...that's genius

[SD_Eagle5]

It wasn't a joke. When he gets a sack everyone is gonna be saying they got Bunk'd.

When it becomes a fad remember who started it. 

The only appropriate 'Unk' word used when referring to the Eagles is 'Crunked'. And the only appropriate player you can use that for is BDawk.

[mussa]

they best add some more muscle 

[Beermonkey]

they best add some more muscle 

Maybe a half-eaten baby stuck in his teeth too.

[sallad selgae]

After sacking the QB, he should strut around like a rooster going "Bunk-a-doodle-do".
or He and Patterson should have a duel sack called the "Bunk Bed" - Flatten the QB, big time.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

When he trounches an OL, we could say the guy got 'drick-slapped!  ZING!

[ice grillin you]

anyone think bunkley will ever see any downs at end in running situations

[SunMo]

i think i'm going to say that he has a "Bunker" mentality...zLOL!!11!!1eleven@1

[ice grillin you]

hes a bunk yard dawg

what!?!?!?!?!

[SunMo]

oh snizzap