Crazy 12 year old attacks Easter Bunny

Started by SD_Eagle5, March 25, 2005, 02:25:34 PM

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March 25, 2005, 02:25:34 PM Last Edit: March 25, 2005, 02:30:16 PM by SD_Eagle

MURP

#1
March 25, 2005, 02:27:18 PM
QuoteJohnson told Bay County Sheriff's deputies that the boy hit him in the face at least six times before running away.

:-D

wait around a little longer why dont ya Ivan Drago.

Rome

#2
March 25, 2005, 02:27:56 PM
Quote"They (the sheriff's deputies) told me it was up to me, and I feel that the boy should be prosecuted," Johnson told the Bay City Times.

Whiny bish.   :-D

SD_Eagle5

#3
March 25, 2005, 02:29:43 PM
Oops, I didn't see the first thread post and my computer went haywire, so I re-posted it. Ummmm Mods, if you will  :)

Anyways...Kid arrested and charged

mcnabbmvp

#4
March 28, 2005, 01:52:23 AM
maybe the guy stole the kid's trix cereal, cause you know trix are for kids. silly rabbit.  ;D
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BlueHeart

#5
March 28, 2005, 03:11:21 AM
It was bound to happen sooner or later. That rabbit has escaped unscathed year after year.

I'm sure the kid was all hopped up (no pun intended) on sugar so I doubt he'll get sentenced to more than mandatory rehab.   ;D
Maybe the voices aren't real, but, they've got some pretty good ideas...

PhillyPhanInDC

#6
April 17, 2006, 01:59:31 PM
Seems that bunnies are now exacting some revenge.....
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Easter Bunny arrested at mall after altercation
By Tom Hanson (Contact)
Monday, April 17, 2006

The Easter Bunny is arrested for attacking a woman.

This actually happened.

This isn't a joke.

Saturday night at the Edison Mall, a 6-foot tall 280 pound Easter Bunny and his assistant were arrested by Fort Myers Police for an altercation. For the Johansson family, it's a holiday memory they'll never forget - even though they would like to.

"It was something like you would see in a movie," Robert Johansson said. "The next thing you know my wife is sucker punched by the manager, she is pulled to the ground by her hair and then the Easter Bunny jumps on top and starts punching my wife in the head."  :-D :-D :-D

Arthur McLure, 22, and Crystal Frechette, 25 were charged by the Forth Myers Police with battery and disturbing the peace.

McLure listed his occupation as the Easter Bunny.

Johansson said the incident started because the Easter Bunny decided to close shop 15 minutes early on Saturday night with a line of children and families still waiting. Robert Johansson said his wife, Erin, approached the manager to complain when she was knocked to the ground.

The Edison Mall released this statement concerning the matter: "We have been pleased over the years to make a visit with the Easter Bunny part of the springtime experience at Edison Mall. We were shocked and dismayed at the events of Saturday evening at the Easter photo set, and it is particularly disconcerting that families with young children witnessed the highly unfortunate incident. We have been in contact with the company that operates the Easter photo business at our mall and will continue to cooperate fully with the Fort Myers Police Department as they move forward with their investigation."

Robert Johansson said his wife is still extremely sore from the incident.  :-D :-D :-D

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Tomahawk

#7
April 18, 2006, 12:44:25 PM
Did anybody save this video?

PhillyPhanInDC

#8
April 18, 2006, 01:11:01 PM
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Susquehanna Birder

#9
April 18, 2006, 04:16:56 PM
That was great. The elevator thing was nice work.

Feva

#10
April 18, 2006, 04:21:38 PM
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Sgt PSN

#11
April 18, 2006, 10:11:44 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on April 18, 2006, 01:11:01 PM

Here is a good one....



:-D That was awesome.  Ass kicking, ninja Easter Bunnies rule! 
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